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da ztream :rectum:

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Oh, that sounds like GM Danny King talking.

I’ve got the chess24 stream running -


I think Svidler is a very good commentator, ditto Grischuk who’s also a bit of a dry cg mofo.
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Been watching a livestream from London as well today, but not this one. There aren’t two people in that House of Commons with the same opinion.

Perhaps time for me to change to this as well.

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DIZ da #1 zepp approved SDC chezz vid:

bezt cummentary mofo, bezt zpeed + tech n bezt FAKERUDY all in one :sunglasses:

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Haha there is a chezz browzah extenzion featuring that cummentator mofo announcing the moves made. Lucky for da naka he didn’t have autopromote on
a la online chezz :smiling_imp::sunglasses:

Oh… and da mofo who’z channel dat vid is on is notorious for having cheated in a big online tournament :stuck_out_tongue:

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But he does haff diz cg vid alzo on hiz channel…

I believe that’s a bottle of urine making an appearance early on…

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ahahahah REZPEC deze elite mofoz tryin to out-CG each in front of da prezz cuntference hoztezz :sunglasses:

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fuckkkkkkkkkkk da zepp do zum noztalgik googlin n find diz:

https://players.chessbase.com/en/player/gao_wen/83064

HAHAHAHAH!!!

da problem of havin a gendah-neutral azn name, dey combined da zepp wiz a chick wiz da zame name alzo from da zeppland fuckkkkk!!! :kiwi_fruit:

only da lazt 2 gamez (from da 2006 Queenztown open) r from da zepp tru

predicktably dey only kept ma 2 worzt gamez from dat comp, a ghey draw n a lozz, n failed to record da clazzik rape-victoriez againz zum 2200 level oppozition :sunglasses:

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HAHA I DID NOT UNDERSTAND ANY ZHEEYAT

But dat was ENTERTAINING AS FUCK

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AHAHAHAHA bazically dat tellz u

u zhud bring back yo RUZZIAN ACCENT fo fuchah cummentary vidz :sunglasses:

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Hahaha. b4 a bit unfortunate in dat game :frowning:
I searched for myself in dat database but only found someone with same name but much worse rating :laughing:

I do have a nice game on chessgames.com from when I wuz a kid and playing seriously.

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HAHAHAHA

Dere ya go

:tm:

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AHAHAHAH FUCKKKKK diz da RAW EXPAT ZTYLEE :sunglasses:

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Da TM landline also a pure wtf c 2000 era artifact

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ahahaha diz one tru?

http://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1381867

REZPEC diz zolid CAPABLANCA ztylee :sunglasses:

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ahahahah i imagine da TRUMOFO in FULL RUZZKI WINTAH ATTIRE wiz dat accent :sunglasses:

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You mean a

Full furry attire?

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tru wiz matchin HEAD GEAR :sunglasses:

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Ok dat look gheyer den suckin on a dong fo $5

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Fuck da noztradazeppzherlockholmez at work. :laughing:

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