For a while now I’ve found muzical criticizm and dizcuzzionz lacking in zum wayz. In particular I’ve found too often people juzt zay a zheeyat iz good, bad, great, or completely zheeyat.
I find it far more interezting when more colourful adjectivez are uzed. Wordz dat actually teach u zumzheeyat about a pianiztz playing without u hafin to hear it.
U can even uze adjectivez to dezcribe pianiztz u DONT enjoy dat can actually help otherz who may enjoy da very qualitiez u dizlike.
Friedman: silky. Ballsy. Spontaneous. Freewheeling. Delightful. Daddy.
Zumtymz adverbz work even bettah
Fo example:
Da mildly 
HAHAHA fuckkk gensui adjectivez 
Wut are yo adjectivez fo da 
?
Forceofnature.
(damn language)
pyrotechnical, joyously unrestrained, intuitive, impulsive.
Brendull: over-intellectual, soporific, pedantic.
Jordbävning?
A good one for da POGO :
Quixotic.
Partly juzt becuz I lyk diz adjective but alzo becuz I think hiz intent truly iz idealiztic and dat he believez dat he iz producin revelatory gensui
But harzhly iznt
- Ebullient iz a good one to dezcribe him in hiz joyouzly virtuozic momentz lyk da GGC - embracing da joy ov both da muzik and da phyzical joy ov playin da 88 wiz zuch inzanity
Take-no-prisoners. Monumental. Ferocious. Monolithic. Intense.
:wim: gastropodal, cuntish
Pompous, self-opinionated.
Lezbo: pedantic. amateurish. Elitist. Mediocre. Cunt.
Mediocre. Whore. Slow.
Anyone got da 
covahd?
URKRAFT
You saying that both whorez and 
z leave a trail of slime behind them? How uncharitable 
Tru, wikid metal album 
spontaneous. exhilarating. natural. Dexterous. Tightrope. Masterful. Daddy. Spank me.
Whores know da value of speed.
Unlike da 
Maksim: GHEY