Build your IDEAL Recital Programme

Absolutely no limits except these -
90 minutes total, 45 mins per half. One short encore permitted.

Firzt half

Fur elize theme only, repeated 100 tymz LUBE ztylee

Second half

Moonlite mvmt 1, zame zheeyat

:sunglasses:

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It depends entirely on who’s playing. Closest at hand now though, from da SOK:

Rameau: 8 Pieces
Bach: Caprizheeyat on da zplit of a rezpekted mofo

Debussy: 12 Preludes, Book II

-Encore-
Chopin: Etude, Op.10#2 (since I know he’s been practicing it)

From da ZIM:

Scriabin: Piano Sonata No.1
[UFC fight with page turner, recorded concert with spyglasses, pozz - storms out]

[carried back in by three fat guards and a lawyer]
Liszt: 3 Apparitions
Liszt: Reminizcenzis da Beer’s Huguefakkas

-Encore-
Prokofiev: Piano Sonata No.1 (ends in Fmaj6 minor to signal he disapproves of Kavanaugh but could change his mind if Japan pulls back submarine from south china sea)

You know Zim so well. But you forgot to include the switch in pianos for the encore.

From da VOL:

Chopin: Polonaise-Fantaisie
Chop/God: Six Studies
Chopin: Fantasy

Catoire: Four Pieces, Op.12
Rachmaninoff: Piano Sonata No.1

-Encore-
God: Gardens of Buitenzorg

From da YUJA:

Prokofiev: Four Etudes, Op.2
Protopopov: Piano Sonata #2

Scriabin: Four Preludes, Op.16 (1-4)
Szymanowski: Piano Sonata #2

-Encore-
Wagner/Brassin: Magic Fire Music

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Very interesting choices!
When making the topic I didn’t specify the pianist because my initial intent was more about what your favourite 90 minutes of piano music is.
But this ‘name a pianist then the ideal programme you’d hear them play’ is a fascinating one too!

The entire second half of my ideal programme would be the Alkan Concerto for Solo Piano, and I’d be FASCINATED to hear what all the pianists you’ve named thus far would do with that!

I understood, I just thought I’d put my own twist to this. :wink:

A dream program for me would be the entire Op.39, done by a really good pianist, but I can’t immediately think of who that would be today… Pozz da Florian (who actually was crazy enough to do the entire Liapunov set in recital, so who knows).

From da GENIE UFO:

Beethoven: Sonata in F minor, Op.2#1
Wölfl: Intro, Fuze & Zonata, Op.25

Prokofiev: Six Pieces from Cinderella, Op.102
Prokofiev: 10 Visions Fugitives
Prokofiev: Sonata No.1

-Encore-
Alkan: Les Preux :+1: :sunglasses:

ahahha tru zho a 45 min kancerto?

rezpec

From da TM

Bach Italian Cunt
Brotha 111

Pimp rappah 9
Pimp Weinen Klagen (short version)
Prok 6

Encores: trumofo tranz of da Chinese Clouds zheeyat n a random depussy prel

From da Ho:

Bach-Bus Chaconne
Brahms Paganini
Liszt: pagets: 2, 3, 5, 6
Mazeppa, Feux Follets

Chopzon 3
Medtner: whatever da fuck he wants to unleash
Pimp: DJ

Encores: rav scarbo

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From da Friedman;

Bach-Friedman Tocatta n Fugue in d min
Brotha 111
Brahms Paganini

Chopzon 3
Random chop noct
Ravel: Jew Dough
Friedman: random compo
Pimp: Tanned Ho overture

Encores: Chopets 10/2, 25/11, random Scrib et, Chop Ball 1, Strauss-Godowsky Flederdong, Liszt Feux Follets, random Friedman compo,

Talk about cherry picking, but yeah. I suppose that’s what we’re doing here. :wink:

Da ziff: impro on random audience suggestions while audience gets drunk. Very Budapest c 1954 :laughing:

Amen! If we iz gonna fantasize, lets go balls out!

From Liszt:

Original Grand Etudes
Let’s hear a BACH-Pimp organ sheeyat TRANZfucked!
GGC!

Sightfuck da Scrib 6
Sightfuck da DOC galop fo playa piano

Impro: giff him a random Chinese compo score to sightfuck n impro all ovah

Schubert-Pimp: Erldong!

Strauss Salome - sightfuck da whole score n go compose a parasheeyat n play it next week

Den press conference where da pimp hears: Doc, Lang Lang, Lola, Menace, Trif n voices his opinion :sunglasses:

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Hahahaha da pimp opinion on da lola.

There’s an entry in his diary where his comments on one pupil read
“Nice eyes”

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From da zepp:

Lecture-rectal: world speed record perfz

Godo: random LH studies while live steaming off da phone wiz RH

Chopets: records of 10/1, 2, 5, 25/6, 8, 11, 12

Random KAN sightrape wiz commentaire
Trumofo birthday vars: zepp reordering n selection

Pure impro


Sideways tech: single 88, n digi+acoustic combo:

Lecture wiz demoz

Encore: colorful clouds chasin da moon (arr Trumofo wiz furthah Additions by da zepp)

Ziff: bee

Rachmaninoff:

Brotha azzn pazzion

Pimp Rappah 9
Pimpzon
Pimp GGC

Rach Corelli
Rachson 2

Encores: random mini rach compoz
GODO-Strauss parasheeyat, Balack: da Izlamic bombah