Haha The casual reading the paper move. One of these people definitely regrets fuckin the other one. Don’t know if that actually went down. They both seem too weird for sex.
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He’s giving her the name of his new hair stylist.
POGO: Whoa! u iz ztill every bit az hot az i remembahed from 40 yrz ago! wanna do it?
ORGY: tru, but u iz not, zo no 
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Da Pigo felt his masculinity threatened by da 
scarbo
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Da pigo: “I iz too old fo da grindah, but here iz da x rated clazzifiedz”
Da orgy: “no, yes, yes, only aftah two bottles of wine, no, omg I recognise dat mofo!”
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tiz an old newspapah, dat was me before da female hormones!