Capcunt wiz da ziff n parents


#1

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#2

1935 :zif: let’s go hear da Ho unleash da :pimp: Mazeppa next week!

parents: how much are tickets???

:zif: fine, I’ll recreate ma own :ho: mazeppa right now


#3

ZENIAH: look, tiz da horozcope fo Capricorn

:zif:: daiiiim datz ma zign! wut duz it zay, dad? read it to me plz

ZENIAH: “In tym, you vil becummah a legendary penizt n zleep wiz many beautiful women”

:zif:: whooaa!! juz lyk da :pimp: himzelf!

ZENIAH: dun get yo hopez up too high, zon, deze horozcopez r uzually 50/50 :sunglasses:


#4

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Daiiiiim diz pic look lyk photoshop n harshly is not :dong:


#5

Haha haff da zepp considahed dat da :zif: wyf wuz da only chick he could find dat let him prax at least 6 hours a day, even when he was off-tour?

:lib:


#6

Mini-Ziff (reading birthz zect)

Ziff-mum “oh sheeyat, da prophecy haff cum tru, dere iz a brendull mofo in dere”

Ziff Zeniah “ok zon, tiz time… to ditch da zailah zuit, focuz on da fury n zave da world from da most evil Austrian mofo of all tym”

Mini-ziff “isn’t dat zuppozed to be da Hitlah?”

Ziff Zeniah “you haff much to learn”