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Dear miztah rock,
It has cum to our attention dat RCA victah has been jerking you off n not letting you record enough big rep.
Please consider signing wiz us at HMV victor.
We propose a 78 rpm series wiz a big masterwork of solo rep each year dat you record wiz us.
I dun read English well enough, diz look like spam.
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