Competionz Calendar

ahahahah da $200,000 firzt prize an appropriate zheeyat

bazically diz equatez to an ELITE appearance fee

a mofo lyk da GENIE who zuppozedly charge $50,000 per rectal or zum zheeyat

a 4-round comp dat pay da winnah $200,000 bazically juz confirm u haff played 4 cuntcertz at GENIE level, which may not even be a cumpliment fo zum mofoz :sunglasses:

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Can you please share the link for the Chinese comp?

ahahaha but pozz da BUY-IN fo dat comp iz lyk a WSOP zheeyat at $10,000? :sunglasses:

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General announcement: http://www.ccmusic.edu.cn/en/?p=1163
Rules and repertoire: http://www.ccmusic.edu.cn/en/?p=1166

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FUCKKKKK

da TM + LOLITA recital :sunglasses:

diz inznae $$$ common objective iz what wuz mizzin to da ZAGA

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he zhud apply. I dunno…I think da TM could be a genzui curiosity for da Chinese.

kinda like :dong: coming to da wezt!

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Vocal rectal - SIGN ME UP

can I bring ma own singah?!

Kaplinski?

Nope, I’m not applying.
Even getting da Lolita fatha to pay each of da jury membahs won’t save my ass from that corrupt cunt.

Watched the 2013 clitcomp?
Enough said.

This comp will be a Kaplinski-fest.

Tru I should apply to da Chopin, I’d be right close to the age limit…

And the Paderewski!

Rezpek! Added to ma records! :sunglasses:

Wut dun you undahztand? Apply da Chineze zheeyat and go there

I wuz gonna say I iz zho you can take messenger with you…dat zheeyat maybe randomly blocked in da lamd of widezcreen ? :comme:

The Chopin one is crazy for rep though.

Not nearly as gaping anus rape as the Utrecht Pimp Comp

The sheer number of competitions shocks me. Didn’t realise it’s so competitive.

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It’s messed up…

So far I is planning: Paderewsky, big dick pimp utrecht comp, n Miami chopin comp (will rec prescreen vid)

I wish da Lolita saga cums to a close soon so dat I can finally focus 100%

I thought you don’t like Chopin? Honestly I have trouble imagining you with it. Why don’t you apply for the Tchai Comp in 2019? Do they have entry requirements (like victories at other comps)?

Check out The Top of the World Piano Comp

http://topoftheworld.no

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Tchaik comp as a Russian traitor living in the US?

My only chance is to marry a Chinese chick this month and apply as a Russian born Chinese national, no joke.

I’ll play da fuck out of the Chopin pieces I select, although, it will be constricting to play them in s comp style and not as da myztery penizt

Man, randomly, yo azz will hear zum chopinzee az fuck Chopin unleazhez from da :tm: shortly

If ma mental health iz up to ma piss poor standards :tmfury:

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