ahahahaha i vil zay dat da CIMIMOFO penizm generally zound lyk
da KAT
wiz no prax fo 5 yrz 
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Harzh.
A little something tells me he’s not a huge fan of da KAT, even if he likes the holy one. 
Cimirro had impressive tech though, I might still have some of his improvisations from 10-15 years ago in my mail archive. There was nothing particular to them musically, but technically they’d really make your hair stand on end.
I’ve got an album of his own compositions, etc (iirc it’s on the Polish label who release his cds). I genuinely enjoyed it. I’m under an obligation to keep it private however, I’m afraid.
Aside from octave vomits, Da Liszt pag 2 essentially written for one hand with some scraps of counterpoint and doubling here and there.
AHAHAHA WATCH DIZ VID:
da zepp zumwut harzh verdickt bazed diz, da unleazh excerptz from hiz own docu includin hiz bezt work da WAGNAH VALCRO fo LH:
B clazz rape
C clazz tech
D clazz compo zkillz 
This is about how I remember the files he used to send out, only this is four or five thousand beers later. He never had or showed any precision even when young, it was basically pedal down from start to finish with lots of Cziffraesque things all over. But hairrising dexterity and pianistic fluency, what others have to work on and practice he seemingly could just toss off on a whim.
ahahaha i rezpecfully dizagree
And Poon-level promotion
Oh, no I meant when he was in his early 20s. Not the midi maztah in the vid above.
hahahahah but objectively zpeakin
da POON haff 5 tymz da tech demonztrated by da CIMIMOFO in dat vid
ahahah go to coda at 10’15 fo a COMME 2003 level tech unleazh 
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Hahaha da CIM haf pozz improved zince den 
Judgin by hiz ‘recz’ he haf 
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hahahahah mannnnnn
in fact, da bezt COMME IMPROZ juz pwn diz wtf CIM tranz
not juz m*zically but alzo
technically
pozz 
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HAHAHAH da CIM LH arrangement lizt include da complete BRA n TCHAIK zymphz fo LH alone…
Mannnn wut da fuck
Diz inzane lizt include da complete VILLA LOBOZ zymphz alzo, anotha 5 cd worth
I vil juz AZZUME da CIM iz an inzane gensui BLUFFAH lyk da TRUMOFO COMP CONC REP
He actually hafnt wrote ANY OF DEZE
n juz write dem when a mofo actually buy dem
Artur Cimirro was also the first international pianist to play on the biggest piano in the world, a 5.7-metre long piano made by the 23-year-old Kiwi Adrian Mann, making two special concerts in a shed on Timaru’s countryside (New Zealand).[9]
HHAHAHAHA da CIM NZ debut wtf
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TRU da CIM chooze to vizit da NZ when da zepp iz cuntveniently chillin elzewhere ic
ahahaha but da way diz mofo write/impro hiz LH tranzz, tiz bazically a formula zumzheeyat lyk diz:
play da melody
randomly zmazh da bazz
arpz cummah up
play da melody again
repeat ad infin, zubztitute arpz wiz zcale/chrom etc
Hahah diz mofo makin $$$ zellin da zheetz
Da comme cud zpend 10 minz makin an impro tru but
it wud take 10 fuckin yrz to notate it
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To be fair, I doubt there’s much money in selling sheets of highly niche arrangements that very few people will be capable of playing.