da fuckin BIG DICK unleazh on Da SDC, cummin out da WOODwork


#1

Since 2006 been lovin’ diz sheeyat from u trumofos up on da YouLube, like datruzepp (best fuck-up, 2nd bezt fuckup CAPT JACK UNLEAZH, 3rd BEZT FUCK UP). Nevah knew diz forum exizted, met randumb clazzical piano lover hu wuz THICC into Prokofiev, Taneyev, Rachy, Chop n Liszt – in a fuckin Montréal café, and he wuz like,

“Do you know this small group of internet users who all talk all gangster/Ali G-like, but it’s about classical piano music???”

And I was like…

“…Yes.”

Well here I fuckin iz.

:ziff: :lib: :doc: :comme: :rectum: :dong: :rudy: :ho: :whale: :chop: :kan: :brotha: :pimp: :rock: :stop: :gav: :wood: :zhreddah: :orgy: :jacko:

Me when I realized i mizzed yearz (ova a tru decade) on da SDC:

:fury:

I wuz mad obzessed w zhredding as a tween/teen,
wrote semi-inzane fanmail to Jewgenij Kissin (kissin ass is what I wuz doin’),
added both Andrei :gav: ‘n’ hYuuuuja Wang on FB and chatted both they azzes up,
got Jan LiSICKie’s and Stephen Hough’n’Puff’s emailz,
wuz asked by HÉLLène Grim(Attention it’s)CHAUD to zee her in da NYC afta Toronto show, n wuz only backstage person,
got da ZTARE DOWN MID-SCHUMANN CONCERTO FROM ARGERICH, MY EX WAS MAD JELLY HAHAHAHHAA (but datz y she be ma xxx),
and flew to Calgary to zee Lisitsa when Jeff Melonhead banned her from zhreddin da Rach 2 (only to get fired 4 being DUCHBAG himself), but in Calgary she shredded Rach2 with ARMED GUARDS cuz of da proteztz, ‘n’ on and on and more where diz Mr. Big Dick haz been.

grammarly sez 43 typoz, that shud be gud 4 now.


#2

Yoooooo

Aight aight, we got a new membah.

Rezpek fo finally showin yo mazzive :dong:


#3

Welcome to here!


#4

Dude’s a fuckin legend already


#5

Eitha troll or legend. Intriguing :lib:


#6

It’s a legit mofo, he’s on ma facerape
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#7

Well, it’ll take a while for him to get the hang of the lingo of course :ho: :smiley:


#8

Was his name “zepp”?


#9

Nope

Feel free to reveal yo name, mofo.

Diz randomly an entirely new, non-Trumofo sdc membah


#10

Izn’t that great eithah way? :smiling_imp:


#11

Me reveal ma name?


#12

Also

How big is your :dong: ?

Asking for a friend :blush:


#13


#14

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

diz entry juz a BIT fuckin EPIC 8)


#15

AHAHAHAHAHAH DAIIIIIM!!!

dun worry

zhe latah went to a KATZARIZ rectal n met him backztage aftahwardz, zo u iz even 8)


#16

Da zepp referencing sum random KAT scandal da he apparently groped a chicks tits.

I know tiz bullshit.
Da mofo clearly lost his balance after a strenuous orch rehearsal and simply grabbed on to her tits fo balance.
8)


#17

Dayum da COMME photozhoot technique 8)


#18

I see…

Ok, diz exchange not ghey at all


#19

8) Diz pozz da bezt debut pozt in a while.

Rezerrectin da SDC wiz a nu PILLAH in da PARTHENON


#20

:zhreddah: