da zepp hereby ztate dat:
every penizt iz faztah den every otha penizt, given at mozt 2 degreez of zeparation
“A iz faztah den B” defined az 'A play faztah den B in at leazt one hard zong"
Fo eg, da moz extreme example:
iz faztah den da
WIM pimp jeux d’eau 8’40
NIGGANAZI pimp jeux d’eau 9’04
NIGGANAZI mef1 9’50
ZIFF mef1 11 zumzheeyat minutez
faztah den NIGGANAZI
NIGGANAZI faztah den 
derefore faztah den
QED 
Wohh.
Ahahaha
u mofoz haff no idea how many near death ARRAUZAL live jerk villa recz I had to medickulouzly tym befo finally dizcovahrin dat theorem-zavin NIGGANAZI vid
Da Zepp vil save us all!
N pozzibly infect uz all at da same tyme 
Ahahaha tru da zepp randomly da ideal zl*world zpokezmofo 
Da amount of thought required for diz makes me think itz an 88ztreet topic but dat would require thought to answer which there is nun there, so pozz
Da sdc bettah dan 88ztreet coz mofoz think but ocazzionally they don’t.
haha dere iz tymz where da ZEPP iz cleahly bein da Keanu
n otha tymz where da ZEPP puzh it zo far; revealin dat he may actually be
da Al
Ahahaha da tempted zepp
I vil juz randomly add dat:
I haff a gensui elegant proof fo diz cuntjekcha, but tiz literally
TOO GHEY to write out in full
Haha this Fermat move.
Zlightly off topic but ‘zepp-et’ juzt popped into my head for zum reazon.
What was da zeppet? A zepp inzpired etude of zum form?
fo each penizt
let Δ = da standard deviation of diz penizt speed during hiz career
lowezt Δ : ,
medium Δ : 
highezt Δ = POGO, NIGGANAZI
we can conjecture da da POGO n NIGGANAZI are da pillarz of da GOLDZEPP conjecture without which all da theorly wud collapze
Da haff da lowezt ztandard deviation but da highezt mu*ical perverzion :znailbait:
Ahahahaha TRU da MART ztatizdickle proof bazically hit da zame idea az da zepp. Da only zlite flaw: Da NIGGANAZI n POGO pillahz ztill limited by da rep coverage of deir exiztin recz + fuchah rec generatin ability
Da zepp proof iz zimply diz:
Between any two peniztz
Place da zepp
fuk too early to have to translate dis much SDC zpeak
Fuckkkkkkkkkk