Da greatest TANNED HO evah: poll

Cuntraverzially

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  • :zif:
  • Fried :rice:
  • Moiztbitch
  • Hofmofo
  • :lola:

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Though if you’d had this one, it would have been my pick:

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Oh fuck, I forgot about it :frowning:

Da Friedrice roll is epic… did it sound ANYTHING like that - live? Dat sheeyat is da REAL DEAL.

Best overall rec probably da Cziffra Hungarian studio rec

I like da Moiseiwitsch but dun like da simplifications he does in da climax, da octs tech was jus hiz weakness despite da otherwise great incredible technical arsenal. I also don’t like the simplifications in da Hofmann roll.

As for :lola: … are we sure datz not a fake spray tan?

Studio tan :stuck_out_tongue:

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Damn. Dat shit is CGI?

Plot twist: Lola is actually VOLODOS.

Lolados :dong:

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There we go!

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Lola as a male:
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Even lola as a M looks artificial. Maybe @Ochydactyler can put da :zif: face on her bod in random tube vidz. Wud be very sexually cuntfusing.

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Not confusing fo moi at all.

unzips

:redface:

Tbf when lola iz 80 she will pozz look like da ziffwife

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Dayum

:zif: (MT iz pretty fuckin epic tho)

I need to hear dat!

Da dude had unlimited dex by age 16.

Plus his memory feats with complete Chopin works + Beethoven Sonata cycle.

Damn. I wish my balls were as big as his asian balls. :redface:

:8ball: :8ball:

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FUCKKKKKKKKCCCCKKKK

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what his nickname da Tingler?

I remember insane thirds, FF, and hammerklavier from his student era. Then he disappear.

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Nevah herd it

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