Da moz UZELEZZ JOB of all tym


#21

Da :tm: sure az hell dun want kids

I jus NOE my chick will juz be like “hey you take care of them, I got a nap scheduled.

What do you mean you can’t breastfeed them?!”


#22

Haha da human inztinct iz to haf kidz

diz iz undeniable

EVERY MOFO wantz to go ballz deep inzide a hole

but NOT EVERY MOFO

wantz to ztick around fo da cuntzequencez :sunglasses:

:zhredah::baby::baby_bottle:


#23

rezpec da non-BZ BECKHAM :soccer:


#24

Damnnnn


#25

#26

Mildly disagree with da Zepp this time. For example hearing a concert of the The Hague Orchestra under conductor X or under the great Svetlanov was like listening to two different bandz, that could be almost objectively measured, such was the difference in performance level.
And btw, Svetlanov was really a very nice pianist too:


#27

Ahahahah i dun doubt diz one bit

Tiz juz da zepp believe

Wizout ANY cuntfucktah

Da ORCH cud play even bettah den if da zvetlanov (or any otha legend) wuz dere :sunglasses:

Tiz common knowledge dat if mofoz in an orch dun lyk a cuntfucktah, dey vil play lyk zheeyat on purpoze az a form of zabotage/protezt :sunglasses:

N if dey DO lyk a cuntfucktah, dey vil be inzpired to play at

80 or even 90% deir normal prax-wizout-cuntfucktah level :sunglasses:


#28

Not sure if da rezultz without a cuntductor will be better.
You need a musical authority who stampz hiz view on da cumplete emsemble, both technically and interpretatively.
Theze are basically imponderables, but make a LOT of difference in da final rezult…
…for those who have da :ear:t2::ear:t2: to notice da differences. :wink:


#29

ahahahaha truuuuu

but da global interp dat u zpeak of

can eazily be dizcuzzed n agreed upon in advance by mofoz in da orch

n we iz talkin about world clazz orchz, not a local band in which half da membahz haff MALTEMPO rhythm or worze :sunglasses:

imagine da followin 2 zcenarioz

  1. da BAREN cummah to cuntfuck da berlin philharm in da brotha 9 fo a fee of $50,000

  2. fire da BAREN, evenly zplit hiz fee among every membah of da orch n azk dem to cummah up wiz deir own interp :sunglasses:

which zcenario do u think vil inzpire a mo legendary perf? :lib:


#30

Da Hague (Residentie) Philharmonic basically a top-band,
IF cuntducted by a legendary MOFO wizart like Svetlanov :mage:t2:
Da BAREN def not in da same league…


#31

Not quite. :wink: Only if the cuntfuckah iz incumpetent or mediocre.
If you have a legendary demanding mofo with strong m*zical authority plus personality and lots of rehearsal time, there will be something magic in the concert, sumthing extra, but tis hard to define.


#32

ahahaha fuckkkkkkkkkkk

diz now bazically a

:zepp: Democracy vz Dicktatahzhip :musical_keyboard::pear: debate :sunglasses:


#33

Hahaha I wuz thinking da same.
Times now haff changed dramatically, orch membahz def don’t accept da dictatorial, authoritarian, sexist behavior of da male Maestroz anymore.
Dis bazically meanz:
DEATH of legendary largah-dan-lyfe personality cunductahz who delivered great recz thruout da 20th century;
NEW ERA of politically n “democratic” correct cunductahz, both :man_dancing:t2: and :woman_pilot:t2:
I leave it to da reader to decide which will give da best m*zical reslutz…


#34

#35

And letz NOT forget:
Da best piano playing conductor evah: pletnev1

Da best conducting pianist evah: pletnev1


#36

I agree da PEARMOFO dat mozt great cunductahz is pozzibly pedophilez


#37

Da Zepp, due to his intense hatred of music, doesn’t understand the concept of interpretation, and is therefore unable to understand the purpose of a conductor.


#38

Wtf

Meph, have you lost even da tiniest smidgen of CG you had?

:dong:

Lighten up!


#39

hahah fuckkkkkkkk diz zhud be in da next SDC quiz :sunglasses:


#40

ahahahaha

actually da MEF haff pretty rezpecable CG











fo a married mofo wiz kidz :zhredah: :sunglasses: