Da SDC Official Piano Competition - Repertoire requirementz

One day in da not-too-diztant fucha dere vil be a tru LEGENDARY competition dat vil topple even da CHOP TCHAIK CLIT etc. to becummah da mozt preztigiouz event in da whole 88 univerze

3 roundz. No BZ.

Firzt round wud be a zelection ov zhortah 1-3 min etz n quazietz (prelz etc)

Zecond round wud be a 30 min prog ov any Zonata ov yo choice but muzt include at leazt 1 work laztin mo den 10 minz

Lazt round wud be a CONC mvmt ov yo choice - but da SDC wudnt be able to afford an orch zo inzpired by da HANDJOB - tranz da zheeyat fo zolo 88 yozelf wiz any random additionz u dezire :pimp:

Zo I azk u mofoz - If u wuz to entah - wut rep wud u pick?

N fo otha mofoz - wut adjuztmentz n rep zuggeztionz n judgin criteria muzt we apply? :sunglasses:

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Ahahahaha I predict diz ancient Robbah idea vil be rez erected a furthah 26 tymz b4 actually happenin :whale:

N da zolo cunc final ahahahah tru da zepp vil endorze diz fizcally rezponzible propozal :sunglasses:

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hahahah pozz a COMME commiziond compo fo tha round 2? :comme:

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Da zepp round 2 prog:

Furry lez
Fat imp
Penizt noct
Rivah flow in u
Ballade fo adeline
Plate nut tranz
Zcar zon k27

:sunglasses:

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a mo inovative idea iz to copy chezz n zet up a MAZTAH, GRANDMAZTAH titlez zyztem

da SDC will be da FIDE n have international monopole on da title awardin

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Ahahaha TRU

Fo every title

Zend audition vid link n application fee :sunglasses:

I request direct admittance wiz free rep

Pm moi fo :hui: bizniz negotiations

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Neatly avoiding doing mo den 3 hours prax…

1 combo of rape ztylee and moizt improz plus TETRIZFANT
2 deathfuck, Mozez arpz orgy and improed (pozz baroque fo variety) ztylee zon
3 movement from da FEZTINCONC

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head of jury

da ZEPP

jury

da COMME
da KAT
da GAV
da ZLIT
da WHALE
da ORAGEMOFO
da PAVEMENT
da MALBINO
da BACHSCOLAR

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Da :wim: wuzn’t invited? :sunglasses::clock12:

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ahahahaha da affirmative action quota fo diz jury iz harzhly: 1

:zcholah: :sunglasses:

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I request fo da :hui: to be put on da jury

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n da KAT fo religiouz minority :sunglasses:

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Ahahaha fuckkkkkkkk :whale: :whale: