in 1921 dere waz a distinct lack of fury, da liszt and da KAN were dead, dere had to be a TRU MOFO to keep da flame of FURY burnin
around da 5th of february dere waz an explosion in da sperm bankz in budapezt hungary - da semen of 50000 men waz floodin da streetz
every1 fled except 1 woman, who waz impregnated with da FURY of 50000 men
monthz pazzed, until 1 fateful day - novemba 5th - a day associated with explosive FURY
on diz day da child sprung forth from da womb and flew acrozz da room and landed on a stool.
diz seemz unrealiztic but itz fact
da child appeared to be deformed - dere waz a distint expression on itz face - that of UNBRIDLED FURY
dere waz yet anotha deformity, de child waz born wit a 20 foot long peniz, and huge tezticlez to match
i divulge…
diz stoll he sat upon waz no ordinary stool, it waz by da family piano
da child appeared entranced by da ebony and ivory keyz
da child raized itz armz, and raized hiz left eyebrow, dere waz something strange afoot diz fateful night
den it happened - lightning stuck, thunder roared…
da ZIFF…waz born