from whence come da fury

ou nou, me’z been doin many interrezting, important, fun, world-zavin, piggy blobbythingz miinwhile!

oll of dat whudvebn notdone had me read ðat worm

fink 'bowdid!

:ho: :stop:

attention span…perhaps

intelligence…unlikly :chop:

if you want mofos to read something that long you have to have porn or something interesting in there, like when you talk to a biatch, every 5th word or so say [credit card] or [shopping] real quick like and it will keep their attention. I say [mah cock] :whale:

harpatihar

az da lazt thing today, hwen me be 2 tired 2 do anythink mazzive me actually read y00r pozt.
twaz juzt gr8 wazte of tym!!!
funk!

me’ll rewrite yer pozt in a more intelligent way:

me thinkzez dat if u think faztah u can play faztah
hwat do u think?

dat’z how it mite even get read by zumone
n forget 'bowt m*zicality
zpeed, fury n CG iz all ue need!
ahmn

:rectum: :stop:

do you have any postings of your playing?
i’d love to hear it.

I’ll only read that post if you type it up in plain english.

ZHOOR
[url]tryin to ruzh trhu da prickzon6 mvmt4]
me’z got mo, tozha, but dey mite not be available

but u zound lyk a d00d hwo’d actually NOT luv 2 hear mah recz

maybe u zhud go to 88ztreet to lizten 2 mah alter-egoz recz 8)

:stop:

ok ok ok.

first of all, to NERD, i understand that it is too long-winded and i have been difficult with you because i didn’t like your tone of response to begin with.

so here’s the deal

I’M INTERESTED IN THE INTELLECTUAL THOUGHTS THAT ANY SDC MEMBERS MIGHT HAVE WHICH HAVE MADE A BIG DIFFERENCE TO THEM.

AS I SPECIFIED IN THE END OF MY LONG POSTING, I’M INTERESTED IN THE THOUGHTS OF THE MORE SERIOUS MUSICIANS HERE, NOT THE KIDS SLOPPING THEIR WAY THROUGH STUFF AS FAST AS THEY CAN. IT’S CUTE AND FUN, AND I KNOW THERE ARE A LOT OF YOU HERE INTO THAT, BUT MY APPEAL IS NOT TO YOU.

hahaha cock
:comme:

hahahahah learn 2 quote :whale:

hahahahahahahahaha u suck

totally gay :whale:

weeee
diz iz fun! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

dat’z ok; me didnzt lyk da girth ov yer pozt

ye mite experience zum difficultiez tryin to get em 'ere 8)

dat’z da heart, da ezzenze, da zpirit, da life, da freekin ONLY THING DAT MATTAHZ here, d00d 8)
hwere ya think da name of da place came from? 8)

:stop:

:blush: :blush: :blush:

wow strong n00b

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

DA FUCKIN NERD GIVE A MAZTAHCLAZZ FO DA CLUELEZZ NU CUMMAH

:nerd:

hahaha michanron u cock, da zepp took :stop: off from praxin da MOFOZUNITED var to read yo sheeyat. n all i learnt iz:

an 88ztreet pozt ztill zoundz sheeyat in flawlezz mofo lingo 8)

next tym plz put diz AT DA ZTART OF YO SHEEYAT zo even da moz inzanely curiouz cud ignore u.

in da SDC da concept of TECH iz made up of 3 sheeyatz:

TIME meazahd in zecondz
ACCURACY meazahd in % of correct notez
EVENNEZZ meazhad in % of MIDInezz

on one hand we haff U claimin HO oct zpeedz. on de otha hand we haff da NERD, who actually provide RECz of da ONDINE in 3minz, da ZART complete 545 in 3minz, da PIMP LEGEND#2 in 4minz, da PRICK6 finale in 4minz etc etc

now who da fuck do u think haff mo authority on diz zubject? 8)

hahaha but randomly da zepp vil attempt to anzah diz:

bazic frazin meanz ‘FFF + crezcendo’ in FURY zectz, n who givez a fuck wut in moizt zectz

da countahpoint: play all lynz az zteadily n monotonouzly az pozzible. put a BACH FUGUE in midi n a half-deaf mofo cud follow all da lynz eazily. zo yo evennezz iz in da mind sheeyat iz juz BZ

trillz: wrizt rotation + raw dex

pedalin: to eithah covah rape or fo mo advanced mofoz: produce a RAPE ZOUND wizout actual rape, hence addin to da FURY

:lib: :stop:

once again, but this time in english, please.

:approved:

:whale: :whale:

DIZ POZT SHUD BE ARCHIVED

hahaha fuck, i vil read diz when i wake up :whale:

man, i come here hoping to get away from 88 sheeyat pozt. Just wack a few JEEBUS referencez and quote a bible verse and twill be da authentic sheeyat. :stop:

…an den jeebus sez: "yo wat da fuck yall throwin rocks at dat bitch fo?

an some random mofo sez: “yo man, check dis, dis bitch be a slut”

den da jeebus say: “i knowz fo a fact, dat at leazt a few of you mofos boned bitches nastiah dan diz cunt, an haz done otha sheeyat dat yall dun een wanto hear aboutz…zo iz da only mofo dat should be throwin da rocks at dis ho.”

an all da mofos be ashamed an shit, and dey ztop thwrowin shit at da slut.

da jeebus den zay to da slut: “who yo daddy?”

da jeebus knew dat da slut would haff given him head at dat point, but her elbowz were too pointy, an he’d had bettah, zo he sez: “next time use a condom. iz out uff hea.”