If you could RESURRECT Liszt - What would you play for him?

da rezerected PIMP zhud read da :zcholah: :pimp: :tauzig: TRI-FECTAH theory from which iz derived all modern interpz of anyzheeyat evah :sunglasses:

I about spat my coffee out at that.

Da HOLY FUCKIN TRINITY OF 88 PLAYIN.

:pimp: :tauzig: :zcholah: hahahahaha :sunglasses:

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Mmmm coffee

Good idea

I can’t even go on listening to dis bs

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I would recommend da :pimp: go straight to China n check out all da 15-year olds unleashing da Feux Follets n zheeyat.

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Madonna

Tru. And then break his time machine to prevent him from going back. :sunglasses:

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Take him to see da lola.

I’d love to hear da verdickt.

Da pimp had a track record with Lolas :stuck_out_tongue:

Da pimp would do a fundraiser for her n get her a fulltime modeling/hooker/escort contract

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Juz bring a ton of orchestral scores like

Tchaik Symphonies 5 n 6
Scrib Prometheus
Strauss Salome

Also, da GODOWSKY Chopin etude arrangements and various insane paraphrases

I sure as fuck would not go near da 88 near da :pimp: presence

I’d also show him da KAPZHEEYATZKY chop prelude masterclass footage and play him a few mins later of LEZBOO’z recs :snail:

Den haff him check out da :ho: rach 3 n listen to da PIMP unleash his own SOLO TRANS wiz compositional improvements wiz an improvised FUGUE in da 3rd movt

Den da pimp would glance thru da Rach 2 n impro a genzui 15 min SOLO fant on it.

Ahahahaha

If da PIMP cummah to da prezent n DUEL da LEZBO on da cuntrazlit fant

Ma money iz on da LEZBO :sunglasses:

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If KAP is on da Jury? :sunglasses:

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Hahaha fuck rezpek da newly found ztate of da art HYPERION INTAHACTIFF realtime editing n autotune ZOFTWEAH!!

Da fuckin KAP wud prolly say some sheeyat to da PIMP about his hand position n den list him as one of her pupilz.

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Tru, da lezbo would juz mime to one of his recs. :dong: n tell Liszt diz a standard practice now

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Hahahah.

Dat would be da GOLANDZKY or TAUBMAN.

Da KAP would juz go up n try to demo da pimpson opening oct :sunglasses:

And send try to whore out one of her :cn: :money_mouth_face: students to a pimp masterclass wiz no audition required :sunglasses:

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Dis nu performance protocol ztandard. Da pimp wud pozz haff to go fo ztagecraft management lezzonz wiv da LOLA n work on hiz AZZTHRUZTA tech.

(I only see dat ending one way, tbh :sunglasses:)

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Da pimp would diplomatically say da LOLA looks like his daughter

In da sense dat dey both are men in wigs :sunglasses:

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Lol I dread to think wut da WANKAH had done to him in bed.

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Puts a whole new complexion on Ride of da Valkyries tbh.