Iz it pozzible for a MALE penizt to go da POON route -
haf a zolid 88 background, but win no major compz, n zumwut fail to haf a big cuncert career but…
den ztart a TUBE VLOG channel n get 200k+ zubz n a followin big enuff to make a gud livin n fanbaze
(Azkin fo a friend 
)
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I juz realized
dere already iz a MALE POON equivalent
da fuckin
Dis ZHOCKING thread…
da implication of which is dat da POON is female. Wtf.
Da ZNAILBAIT zhorly clozah to being a male poon den da
Ahahahah diz da TRU MALE POON (dizcovahed by da FATMOFO if I rezheeyat correctly):
Ticking all da boxez:
Mildly rezpecable 88 playin
Uzelezz, voyeurizdick tym waztin prax vidz
90% female audience
90% cummentz talkin about hiz lookz
Hahah lookz lyk da Comme doin da right ratio of gymtym to 88 prax
99/1
Ahahaha tru diz a valid career path fo da COMME
U can alzo add zum dietary advice durin da page turn breakz
da fuckin FATMOFO tube reco
not quite da level of ZEPP 88/magik zhow
AHAHAHA fuckkkkkk
tru I wuz gonna zay:
Y u need TWO mofoz to do dat?
Of course. I’ll haff to end up marrying da 
fo sum decent cash at last
Diz mofo manage to tick BOTH da
Hispanic AND asian boxes 
Diz thread is offensive.
Correct title: is there a poon that identifies as male?
Your preference for binary gender identifiers is concerning… Why not zye, they or zorkbong? I’m offended at your offensive preference for this archaic 2018 mode of thinking in your statement about being offended, and although I don’t belong to, know or socialize with any of the people impacted, think you should talk to HR about this terrible misstep, and I may need to take a few days off to recover.
Steinway has sunk to a new low, but then again, they have this piano genius on their roster:
Haha, da 
a stunning, tasteful and refined penizt in cumparizon.
A seriously, wtf is this shit.
Like I said many times, the problem is not these mediocre whores.
It is the clueless public dat accept this as “classical music”
Da Poon lack a solid 88 background