Piecez wiz da hardezt/mozt ZTRETCHZ

yeab all 4 mvts are transcribed. i think there iz a rec on youtube

Yeah, a very interesting new system of harmony

Ahahahah

4-5 octz r pretty eazy fo da zepp :sunglasses:

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Randomly, many of da Bach-Buz trannies got insane stretches, esp. da Organ-to-88 transvestites

alzo 5-5 octz :kangaroo::sunglasses:

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from occazheeyatly readin through tha KAN ther iz often impozzibl ztretchez lyk on p2 of tha zymph in tha RH fo exampl iznt ther zum ztupid zheeyat lyk a d-f#-d-f#? :doc:

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Respectable!

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Hah any TATUM tranny

Hahah TRUMOFO do u noe why da FUCK da zcrib had zuch inzane LH ztretchz in hiz rep dezpite hafin tiny handz? :whale:

according to what people who knew him said, he often didn’t play half the notes (especially in the concerto)… lol

i can’t imagine him being able to play the figures in the 10th sonata, they’re basically almost impossible for my hands and i have pretty huge hands

da original fakerudy

Ahahaha da klazzik write-a-zheeyat-to-prove-u-cud-play-it tactic :sunglasses:

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:zeppetz: :sunglasses:

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Ahahaha when da zeppetz r publizhed, each entry in da zet vil cummah wiz itz own









4-hand reduction :sunglasses:

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From praxing a ton wiz left hand alone during his 1890’s hand injury.
He even composed a now-lost paraphrase in da style of a J Strauss Waltz for left hand alone during da time.

His right hand never fully recovered after his Don Juan (n pozz Islamey) wankathon. His teacher told him to “deepen his tone” n da Scrib set out to secretly learn da Pimp DJ n pound da fried rice out of it every day during da summer until he permanently damaged his hand.

Or maybe he spanked his monkey :raised_hand: :monkey: too hard :sunglasses:

-TRUMOFO Scrib Dizz. Page 69

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