Richter Capcunt :rectum:

“diz is da only way I bang”

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:rectum: “ffiucckkkzmazhhh”

:tm: "haha u forgot to prezz capitalize "

“aRRRRghhhhh mah HAIRLOZZ”

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Da :rectum: branchez out into da :kan: n triez FIZTIN.

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this is a ps image and originally there was no piano and it was taken in a sauna

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hahahahahha :whale:

And this is my favorite exercise to prax da 10/4

This wins the internet today

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The fact that there isn’t already a dick photo shopped into that hand shows admirable restraint.

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Priezt: wud u lyk to make a cuntfezzion?

:ho:: tru, one day I znuck in backztage n zaw da :rectum: haffin a pre-cuntcert nap. zo i poured zupahglue all ovah hiz rite hand n quietly clozed it :sunglasses:

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speaking of HO pranks, I was thinking about the hair brush in the bed comment for 60 min interview. Was this a boner joke of some kind?

This is how I play Mozart.

Could possibly be from Prok 6th Sonata 1st mvt development “col pugno”

Just looked at score-- that ain’t it…