RIP - Cindy Elizondo - da 2000 Mizz Texaz Pageant Queen

SDC Legendz Pianistz
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Tru this girl actually can play. It’s just that the edits makes it seem like she’s having gigantic memory lapses every 3rd second. :dong:

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Hahaha diz a rezpecable perf, ztartin at da midzect

I notice diz biatch upload it to her own tube channel, zeemz to be a trend…when u check da uploadaz ov deze vidz it zeemz to be da biatchz demzelvez relivin deir glory dayz

rezpecably diz biatch go on to haf a career in broadcaztin

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HAHAHA diz zhud be da MART full tym job -
advizah to da MIZZ AMERICA talent zect n provide dem MART editz fo all zheeyatz :approved:

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HAHAHAHAAH rezpec da HO edition ov da GREC CONC! :ho:

anotha legendary MART edit zuperiah to da actual conc itzelf :sunglasses:

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HAHAHAHA diz da moz random compo evah!

PIMP RAPPAH 13 random DEPUZZY n ROCKBEE to begin

wut da FUCK wuz da MART thinkin wiz diz one? :whale::whale:

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I mean… I’m pretty sure I dreamt this one…

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HAHAHAHA when u check her TUBE CHANNEL u realize zhe iz a fuckin @e60m5 , rezpec!!

It appearz her reazon fo uploadin diz wuz to gain credibility in her field ov work by cummin forward wiz evidence ov her own brutal rape vid from back in 1980 :chop: Rezpec!

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There was enough coke going around then probably learned it on the day lol. Woh, def hiring this lady to fist rape my insurance if I have a problem.

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Haha i iz zhor dat final zcale reminded her ov dat lazt lyn ov coke zhe znorted

Myt explain y zhe lingahd n zavoured every zweet note :wim: :sunglasses:

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lol also no perm before snort lol

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hahaha wut da fuck! Randomly diz biatch a bit ov a gensui

Linkin talcum powdah uze to ovarian cancah n zuin da companiez

Rezpec!

In its natural form, some talc contains asbestos, a substance known to cause cancers in and around the lungs when inhaled …women who apply talcum powder regularly in the genital area have an increased risk of ovarian cancer .

It wud appear zhe pozz gained diz knowledge from back in da day when her ztage zhow included an act where her puzzy znorted a lyn ov talc?! :sunglasses:

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This one too good to be interesting. I appreciate her Kat level recycle arrangement style.

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hahah da FUCKIN COKE :whale: :rob:

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HAHAHAHA da random unpredicktable LARK + MEPH combo!

Tru diz biatch zumwut legit!

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I’m not saying I’ll jack off to this….

cuz it’s implied :sunglasses:

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do u haff zheetzmuzic of Showpan ? :sunglasses:

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Oh, FUUUUCKKKKKKKKK, I never even knew she passed away… :hushed:

… what a shame, especially as this performance afforded me many hearty laughs…

and btw, who is this ABSOLUTELY LEGENDARY MOFO that left a comment on this vid (the one with audio only) 'n that goes by username NOSEhow2LIV? (just scroll down to find it- possibly the MOZT EPIK dizz kumment EVAH!!!) :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Apparently zhe wuz alzo Miss White Settlement

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alzo da zkep can’t verify dat zhe iz dead, only dat Texas haz a lot of “Cindy Elizando” n wun of dem died in 2015.