MALBINO, SHISH, KUNT, YASH etc.
Da BROberg tru
Beisembayev Alim / Kazakhstan
da BORAT cummah
Geniushene Anna / Russia
fuck!!! da GENSUIette
da YASHK hahaha!
Also, where da FUCK is da Dirana?
Ok, thank god I did not apply
Daim da SHISHK n Gugnin
Dis gonna be wikid pozz
NOZTRADAzepp vil go ahead n predickt:
if u can win a cump wiz a TOT lyk dat
it mean no one can OUT-RIG yo azz
Shishkin again? Does he really need that? I thought he has quite a career going already.
If diz mofo make finals, his comp will be 100% learnt
You can only make a good living playing concerts by getting an A-class management. He wants to get signed to a huge record label etc. completely understandable.
Wtf da Malofeev got signed to da TRIF management firm and still is doing dis comp?
Fuck I’ll miss all of it, travelling in Europe those weeks.
ahahahah i predickt hiz final cunc vil be
ahahahaha i think derez an unwritten rule dat
to be da foremozt ruzzian mofo of yo generation u HAFF to win da TCHAIK (diz mean zole not zhared or wiz no firzt zheeyat awarded)
diz iz y
even when he cummit zub-zepp level random zenzelezz rape
da GAV vil alwayz be cuntzidahed a TOP MOFO
while da LUGY
juz anotha gud penizt
There may be truth in dat…
But in da case of da Shish, he already tried 4 years ago and failed, but after that he won some majah other competitions. He’s already 27, the pressure to win this must be immense…
Haha not as bad as being 28 and winning yo last comp when u wuz
But did he have a good-for-nothing spoiled GF to hold him back?!
Daim, rezpek da zepp!
Now being 28 dun seem so sheeyat!
Also, he was kinda hot back den:
ahahahah da DOC firzt wyf debatably ugliah den da HUI
alzo FUCKKKKKKK da ‘$75,000’ firzt prize in 1985
diz lyk $20 million in todayz worthlezz papah
REZPEC da DOC
Tru, roughly $356k tho spending powah is more complicated den dat.
But enough to retire fo life n go on a 10 year pilgrimage to seek out Suzu Ichinose in Japan.
Juz think how many cumpz da DOC had to do b4 finally winnin diz one
Altho in normal rep cumpz, tiz cuntceivable da DOC wud haff routinely zuffahed round 1 elimz againzt mofoz wiz cumplete rep of 1 rectal prog + 2 cuncz
Sumhow, da best zheeyat is when u win a comp young n den hustle lyk crazy
Did da Diraña even apply?