Tchaik cuntestant liszt cummah


#1

https://tchaikovskycompetition.com/en/contestants/#piano

MALBINO, SHISH, KUNT, YASH etc.


#2

Da BROberg tru


#3

Beisembayev Alim / Kazakhstan

da BORAT cummah :sunglasses:

Geniushene Anna / Russia

fuck!!! da GENSUIette :whale:


#4

da YASHK hahaha!

Also, where da FUCK is da Dirana?
Ok, thank god I did not apply :sunglasses:

Daim da SHISHK n Gugnin

Daiiiiim
Dis gonna be wikid pozz


#5

NOZTRADAzepp vil go ahead n predickt:

YAZHK :1st_place_medal: :sunglasses:

bazically

if u can win a cump wiz a TOT lyk dat

it mean no one can OUT-RIG yo azz :sunglasses:


#6

Shishkin again? Does he really need that? I thought he has quite a career going already.


#7

If diz mofo make finals, his comp will be 100% learnt


#8

You can only make a good living playing concerts by getting an A-class management. He wants to get signed to a huge record label etc. completely understandable.

Wtf da Malofeev got signed to da TRIF management firm and still is doing dis comp?


#9

Fuck I’ll miss all of it, travelling in Europe those weeks.
https://tchaikovskycompetition.com/en/schedule/#piano


#10

ahahahah i predickt hiz final cunc vil be

PIMP 1 :sunglasses:


#11

Haha


#12

ahahahaha i think derez an unwritten rule dat

to be da foremozt ruzzian mofo of yo generation u HAFF to win da TCHAIK (diz mean zole :1st_place_medal: not zhared or :medal_silver: wiz no firzt zheeyat awarded)

diz iz y

even when he cummit zub-zepp level random zenzelezz rape

da GAV vil alwayz be cuntzidahed a TOP MOFO

while da LUGY

unfortunately

juz anotha gud penizt :sunglasses:


#13

There may be truth in dat…
But in da case of da Shish, he already tried 4 years ago and failed, but after that he won some majah other competitions. He’s already 27, the pressure to win this must be immense


#14

Haha not as bad as being 28 and winning yo last comp when u wuz

14

:sunglasses:


#15

AHAHAHAHA!!!

inzpiration cummah :sunglasses:


#16

At 29?!!!

But did he have a good-for-nothing spoiled GF to hold him back?!

Daim, rezpek da zepp!
Now being 28 dun seem so sheeyat!

:doc:

Also, he was kinda hot back den:
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#17

ahahahah da DOC firzt wyf debatably ugliah den da HUI :sunglasses:

alzo FUCKKKKKKK da ‘$75,000’ firzt prize in 1985

diz lyk $20 million in todayz worthlezz papah :sunglasses:

REZPEC da DOC :doc: :moneybag:


#18

Tru, roughly $356k tho spending powah is more complicated den dat.

But enough to retire fo life n go on a 10 year pilgrimage to seek out Suzu Ichinose in Japan.


#19

Ahahahahah

Juz think how many cumpz da DOC had to do b4 finally winnin diz one

Altho in normal rep cumpz, tiz cuntceivable da DOC wud haff routinely zuffahed round 1 elimz againzt mofoz wiz cumplete rep of 1 rectal prog + 2 cuncz :sunglasses:


#20

Sumhow, da best zheeyat is when u win a comp young n den hustle lyk crazy

Did da Diraña even apply?