Tha movie review thread


#1

TRU :comme:

whut wuz tha lazt flick u watchd n what did u think about it?

i zaw “up in tha air”

both chikz r fairly hot n tha movie wuz boring

i giff it 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) out of 10 (5 out of 10)

GO! :gav:


#2

hahaha I barely remembah diz zheeyat 8) 8) 8) out of 10

I randomly zaw Dogville cuz da inzane norway mofo zaid it wuz hiz fav movie

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) out of 10


#3

Recently caught Dawn of the Dead on cable, that shit is … shit, yo.


#4

thiz timelezz classic i recently c git 7 :dong: 's out of 9 for me


#5

Chinatown 2 dayz ago

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) /10

Yezterday I zaw thx for smkz, good shit. same score.


#6

randomly da mozt recent moviez dat da zkep zee iz

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

8.5 for da atmozphere zumtymz confizcatin’ too much from da plot, n fo da cinematography, vich had analytical applicationz but did not enhance da viewin’ experience.

alzo diz

receivin’ :comme: :comme: out of 10


#7

omg … downloading da willow now… totally forgot bout thiz masterpiece


#8

anybody see The Tree of Life?


#9

i hafn’t, but haf heard really good thing about it


#10

:jacko: :jacko: :jacko: :jacko: :jacko: :jacko: :jacko: :jacko: / 10


#11

Haha da epic inclusion ov da bee7


#12

haha man I haven’t seen diz sheeyat in years.


#13

rize of tha planet of tha apez

not tha bezt 8) 8) 8) 8) /10

tha actin n way they direct tha ztory n charactahz iz in thiz completely ovahplayd formula every zheeyat zeemz to uze, thuz makin it unbelievably predicktabl :stop:


#14

haha, tiz expected of most classic movie remakes or spinoffs. when was the last time a good one was made?


#15

i wuz in the uk last week and everywhere everyone was praising da rize of da ape planet and that the reviewz were all uberpositiv

i guezz not 8)


#16

I’ve also heard it was sheeyat but haven’t seen it myself.

Meanwhile, slightly off topic but could I get some Tarkovsky recommendations? I know he only made 7 films but which is a good starting point?


#17

ANy of you have seen the Joaquin Phoenix/Casey Affleck documentary… I’m still here???

What sheeyat… didn’t make any sense. discuss


#18

me liked solaris


#19

diz sheeyat required lotz ofdrugz to watch

as fo a review i give it 5 million :dong: out of 6 jacko


#20

i watchd “ZE7EN”

thiz iz one of tha bezt moviez evr :lib: :rectum: :gav: :rudy: :dong: :kan: :brotha: