The DASDC Rosetta Stone

I can’t keep up with you kids. :mage:

This is a wiki anyone can edit. Don’t make up new terms, but help fill in established ones!


PIANISTS

da AIR RAID              = Aimard
da APHRO                 = Huangci
da ARRAUZAL              = Arrau
da ASH(TRAY)             = Ashkenazy
da BAR                   = Barere
da BAREN                 = Barenboim
da BEAN                  = Gutierrez
da BEAR                  = Berman
da BRENDULL              = Brendel
da BREWCHICK             = Viktoria Baskakova
da BIDET                 = Biret
da BRONTOZAURUZ          = Bronfman
da BS                    = Bach Scholar
da BS SCHOLAH            = Bach Scholar
da BULLET                = Bolet
da CAMELDICK             = Gekic
da CIGAR                 = Gilels
da CLITBURNAH            = Cliburn  
da COCKLOVAH             = Maria Khokhlova
da CORPZE                = Cortot
da CUDA                  = Gilels
da DEATH RAY             = Raymond Lewenthal
da DOC                   = Hamelin
da DOCTAH (obsolete)     = Hamelin
da DONGAH                = Lang Lang
da DRE (obsolete)        = Hamelin
da DUCH                  = Duchable
da DUCHBAG               = Duchable
da ENTERMOI              = Entremont
da FAKEBEAR              = Boris Berman
da FAKELIB               = Liberace 
da FAKERUDY              = Mikhail Rudy
da FINEBURGLAH           = Feinberg
da FISH                  = Volondat
da FRAME                 = Zimerman
da FRIAH                 = Friere
da FRIEDRICE             = Friedman
da FROGGY                = Francois
da FUCKWAD               = Kuyvenhoven
da GAV                   = Gavrilov
da GENIE                 = Kissin
da GENSUIKING            = Gieseking
da GHEYLIB               = Liberace 
da GHEYLORD              = Bolet
da GINZBURGAH            = Ginzburg
da G-MAN                 = Gould
da GOD                   = Godowsky
da HO                    = Horowitz
da HOBBIT                = Grosvenor
da HOFF                  = Hofmann
da HOG                   = Fiorentino
da HORZE FUCKAH          = Yingdi Sun
da HORZEFACE             = Joyce Yang
da JERKIN                = Rudolf Serkin
da JERKIN JUNIAH         = Peter Serkin
da KASTLE                = Richard Kastle
da KAT                   = Katsaris
da KIDDYRAPIZT           = Pletnev
da KOBRA CLIT            = Kobrin
da KRANG                 = Krainev
da LAZERBEAR             = Berman
da LEVAH                 = Lhevinne
da LEZBO                 = Howard
da LIB                   = Libetta
da LIMP DONG             = Dong-Hyek Lim
da LOLA                  = Astanova
da LONG DONG             = Lang Lang
da LUGY                  = Lugansky
da MACHINE               = Michelangeli
da MALBINO               = Malofeev
da MENACE                = Matsuev
da MENTAL MOFO           = Helfgott
da MOIZTBITCH            = Moiseiwitsch
da MOTEL                 = Grynyuk
da MR                    = Aimard
da MT                    = Meiting Sun
da NECRO                 = Nyieregyhazi
da NIGGAHNAZI            = Nyieregyhazi
da NUTSACK               = Rusnak
da OGDONG                = Ogdon
da ORAGEMOFO             = Neill Eisenstein
da ORC KING              = Orozco
da ORGY                  = Argerich
da PACMAN                = de Pachmann
da PACMOFO               = de Pachmann
da PACE                  = Enrico Pace
da PAD                   = Paderewski
da PAVEMENT              = Raikerus
da PIRANHA               = Perahia
da PLANE                 = Kapell
da PLATE                 = Pletnev
da PLETNOPHILE           = Pletnev
da POGO                  = Pogorelich (obsolete)
da POLLEN                = Pollini
da POON                  = Tiffany Poon
da PPP MOFO              = Albert Chen
da PUNANI                = Buniatishvili
da QUEEF                 = Queffelec
da RECTUM (obsolete)     = Richter
da RIBTICKLAH            = Rubinstein
da RIPPAH                = Gibbons
da ROCK(Y)               = Rachmaninoff
da RUBY                  = Rubinstein
da RUDY                  = Rudenko
da SALT                  = Sultanov
da SHRIMP                = Yundi
da SLEDGE                = Matsuev
da SOF                   = Sofronitsky
da SOK                   = Sokolov
da STEALTH NINJA         = Albert Chen
da THOR                  = Salnikov
da TRIF                  = Trifonov
da TRUGOD                = Wunder
da TURKISH DONGAH        = Fazil Say
da UGH                   = Uchida
da URCHIN                = Yun-Chin Zhou
da VAZELINE              = Vasary
da VBM                   = Benelli Mosell
da VOL                   = Volodos
da WHALE                 = Berezovsky, Sr.
da WHALETTE              = Berezovsky, Jr.
da WOLFCHICK             = Grimaud
da ZACH                  = De Larrocha
da ZEMIRUDY              = Demidenko
da ZHRAPNEL              = Schnabel
da ZIFF                  = Cziffra
da ZIM                   = Zimerman
da ZLIT                  = Lisitsa
Da ZPIDAH                = Blechacz

COMPOSERS

BRA                      = Brahms
BROTHA                   = Beethoven
BUZ(ZOLINI)              = Busoni
CHOP                     = Chopin
DEPUZZY                  = Debussy
GOD                      = Godowsky
KAN                      = Alkan
MEZZ                     = Messiaen
MOOZEBOOZE               = Mussorgsky
PIMP                     = Liszt
PRICK                    = Prokofiev
ROCK(Y)                  = Rachmaninoff
SCRIB                    = Scriabin
SHOE                     = Schumann
THALBURGLAH              = Thalberg
ZART                     = Mozart
ZHERBERT                 = Schubert
ZNOREABJI                = Sorabji
ZTOCKY                   = Stockhausen

PIECES

AZZPAZZION               = Appassionata
BOMBAH                   = Islamey
BROTHAHZON               = Beethoven Sonata
CAMPY                    = La Campanella (Liszt)
CHOPETS                  = Chopin Etudes
CLAVICUMBUCKET           = Opus Clavicembalisticum
COLDFART                 = Winterwind Etude
COMMET                   = Ocean Etude
FF                       = Feux Follets
GASFART                  = Gaspard de la nuit
GERMRAPE                 = Gnomenreigen 
GOLDCOCK                 = Goldberg Variations
HAMMYCLEAVAGE            = Hammerklavier Sonata
HO CAR                   = Carmen Variations (Horowitz)
HUNGRAP                  = Hungarian Rhapsody
KANCERTO                 = Alkan Concerto for solo piano
KANZYMPH                 = Alkan Symphony for solo piano    
LAPD                     = Chasse Neige
LIGETS                   = Ligeti Etudes
MOONRAPE                 = Moonlight Sonata
NIGHTFART                = Night Wind Sonata
PIMPZON                  = Liszt Sonata
PRICKZON                 = Prokofiev Sonata
ROCKETS                  = Etudes-Tableaux (Rachmaninoff)
ROCKY 3                  = Rach-3
ZPANRAPPAH               = Spanish Rhapsody
TANNED HO                = Tannhäuser
VERTIGO ET               = Mereaux Etude #24 
VOL TURK                 = Volodos Turkish March
WALDO                    = Waldstein Sonata
WILD JAGOFF              = Wilde Jagd
ZCRIBETZ                 = Scriabin Etudes
ZEPP                     = Liszt's Mazeppa Etude (or member da ZEPP HIMZELF/CUMMAH)
ZIFF BEE                 = Cziffra Bumblebee

MEMBERS

da BREW                  = Brewtality
da BRU                   = Brewtality
da CANADAIN              = iamcanadian
da CANADIN               = iamcanadian
da CANAIDAN              = iamcanadian
da CANAIDIAIN            = iamcanadian
da CANAIDIAN             = iamcanadian
da CANDAIN               = iamcanadian
da CANDIADIN             = iamcanadian
da CANDIAIDNAIDNADAN     = iamcanadian
da CANDIAN               = iamcanadian
da CANDINAIDANE          = iamcanadian
da CANDINITURK           = iamcanadian
da COMME                 = Comme
da FAKE                  = Fake_plastic
da FESTIN BOB MOFO       = festinfurious
da IOPA                  = iopa (=Libetta)
da JACKO                 = Jackson (member, retired cg legend)
da JAGLOR/JALGOR         = da JAL (retired member w questionable taste)
da KRIT                  = krittyot
da LEE                   = Tessei
da MART                  = k-nar
da EXTREMEMOFO   = extrememofo
da ROBBAH                = Rob
da ROBOT                 = i_m_robot
da TM                    = leechermofo (+602 fake accounts) 
da TRUMOFO               = leechermofo (+602 fake accounts)
da TONY                  = vladspeedster (NB: da tony useraccount is a different mofo!)
da VOL                   = VOLODYA
da WOOD                  = Thracozaag
da X                     = xsdc
da ZEPP                  = da zepp
da ZHREDDAH              = da_mildly_shreddah
da ZKEP                  = zkepto
da ZUPAH                 = Superstar


INSTRUMENTS

da 1                     = conductor
da 4                     = violin
da 88                    = piano
da BIG 4                 = viola
da HUGE 4                = cello
da JEFF                  = Steinway Model D

PEOPLE, PLACES, STUFF

BANGLADESH, PERU, etc    = Sweden
CARNIGGAH                = Carnegie Hall
CHOPCOMP                 = Chopin Competition
CLITCOMP                 = Cliburn Competition
FURY WORLD               = speed and fury at the expense of emotional expression
J-YARD                   = Juilliard
ZL*W WORLD               = emotional expression at the expense of speed and fury
88ZTREET                 = pianostreet (forum)
MART (adj)               = french
COMME (adj)              = english 
ZHREDDAH (adj)           = swedish, finnish or norvegian

EXPRESSIONS, CONCEPTS & MOFO LANGUAGE DICTIONARY

BREWTLEG                 = bootleg made by Brewtality (reserved)
CG                       = comedic gensui (=humor, normally unintended)
CHILL                    = denoting effortlessness
CHILL UNLEASH            = to play a difficult piece with apparent ease
CHIMPRO                  = improvisation by a chimpanzee
COLD UNLEAZH             = to play a difficult piece without warm-up  
CUMMAH                   = Is here. eg "da vid cummah"
DAIM                     = damn
DAYUM                    = damn
DEMON                    = mofo with SDC account
DEMONETTE                = mofoinette with SDC account (theoretical)
DEMONOID                 = something else entirely
FACIAL                   = expressive use of the face
FAKERUDY                 = fuckup
FURRY                    = delicate leggiero passagework (or furry porn)
FURY                     = emotional state of anger, frustration and fighting back
GENSUI                   = wit (lit. genius)
GHEY                     = gay, in a pejorative way
GIRTH                    = measure of technical ability and/or penile circumference 
HATTO                    = commit fraud/forgery
IMPROV-MENT              = coverup of a memory lapse
KRITTYCIZM               = criticism
MAH-BAD-ZELF             = I or myself
MART TRANZ               = shortening a piece by cutting out the slow parts
MOFETTE                  = lady
MOFO                     = gentleman
MOFOINETTE               = girl
MOI                      = me or my
MOIZT                    = emotional/expressive/dreamy playing or writing
PIECE                    = song
RECTAL                   = recital
RAPE                     = sloppy, inaccurate execution in a furious manner
REZPEK                   = respect/bravo
SHEEYAT                  = stuff
SITERAPE                 = to sightread in a furious manner
TUBE                     = Youtube
TRU(UUUU)                = true
UNLEASH                  = to play in a furious manner
UNTRU                    = false
WIKID                    = great/impressive
YELLOW FEVAH             = preference for Asian girls
ZKEP                     = gay
ZONG                     = piece, work
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da Sledge = Matsuev

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haha respect this elite list with the new da Klingon

Way better!

da firzt pozt a WIKI

zo edit directly by clickin on da top right zheeyat

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What’s the one with Motel? I like that one because it reminds me of those shitty motels in the states

Right, Gruuuuuu….zniakowski something, what’s his name?

Grynyuk?

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haha

MOFO = gentleman

respect this dignified mistranslation

Wasn’t there someone called da OGRE too?

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Tha Man was a member, one of the few black members, t25s6 also.

Removed altogether, if it’s simply his username (yours went in there nonetheless since it pops up all the time!)

Trugod is Wunder, Pavement is Pavel (forgot his last name, starts with an R I think, mofo from the Liszt comp in 2005? 2006?)
Another piece nickname LAPD - Chasse-neige
Mental mofo is Helfgott

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Tru, Raikerus

hahahahaha

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Yep, done (though anyone can edit)

Ma fave peniz of all time :blush:

But hu is da fuckwad? nevah heard of dis mofo even though I now see him in da wiki!

Haha da yellow fevah

You bettah run nigga!

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