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PIANISTS
da AIR RAID = Aimard da APHRO = Huangci da ARRAUZAL = Arrau da ASH(TRAY) = Ashkenazy da BAR = Barere da BAREN = Barenboim da BEAN = Gutierrez da BEAR = Berman da BRENDULL = Brendel da BREWCHICK = Viktoria Baskakova da BIDET = Biret da BRONTOZAURUZ = Bronfman da BS = Bach Scholar da BS SCHOLAH = Bach Scholar da BULLET = Bolet da CAMELDICK = Gekic da CIGAR = Gilels da CLITBURNAH = Cliburn da COCKLOVAH = Maria Khokhlova da CORPZE = Cortot da CUDA = Gilels da DEATH RAY = Raymond Lewenthal da DOC = Hamelin da DOCTAH (obsolete) = Hamelin da DONGAH = Lang Lang da DRE (obsolete) = Hamelin da DUCH = Duchable da DUCHBAG = Duchable da ENTERMOI = Entremont da FAKEBEAR = Boris Berman da FAKELIB = Liberace da FAKERUDY = Mikhail Rudy da FINEBURGLAH = Feinberg da FISH = Volondat da FRAME = Zimerman da FRIAH = Friere da FRIEDRICE = Friedman da FROGGY = Francois da FUCKWAD = Kuyvenhoven da GAV = Gavrilov da GENIE = Kissin da GENSUIKING = Gieseking da GHEYLIB = Liberace da GHEYLORD = Bolet da GINZBURGAH = Ginzburg da G-MAN = Gould da GOD = Godowsky da HO = Horowitz da HOBBIT = Grosvenor da HOFF = Hofmann da HOG = Fiorentino da HORZE FUCKAH = Yingdi Sun da HORZEFACE = Joyce Yang da JERKIN = Rudolf Serkin da JERKIN JUNIAH = Peter Serkin da KASTLE = Richard Kastle da KAT = Katsaris da KIDDYRAPIZT = Pletnev da KOBRA CLIT = Kobrin da KRANG = Krainev da LAZERBEAR = Berman da LEVAH = Lhevinne da LEZBO = Howard da LIB = Libetta da LIMP DONG = Dong-Hyek Lim da LOLA = Astanova da LONG DONG = Lang Lang da LUGY = Lugansky da MACHINE = Michelangeli da MALBINO = Malofeev da MENACE = Matsuev da MENTAL MOFO = Helfgott da MOIZTBITCH = Moiseiwitsch da MOTEL = Grynyuk da MR = Aimard da MT = Meiting Sun da NECRO = Nyieregyhazi da NIGGAHNAZI = Nyieregyhazi da NUTSACK = Rusnak da OGDONG = Ogdon da ORAGEMOFO = Neill Eisenstein da ORC KING = Orozco da ORGY = Argerich da PACMAN = de Pachmann da PACMOFO = de Pachmann da PACE = Enrico Pace da PAD = Paderewski da PAVEMENT = Raikerus da PIRANHA = Perahia da PLANE = Kapell da PLATE = Pletnev da PLETNOPHILE = Pletnev da POGO = Pogorelich (obsolete) da POLLEN = Pollini da POON = Tiffany Poon da PPP MOFO = Albert Chen da PUNANI = Buniatishvili da QUEEF = Queffelec da RECTUM (obsolete) = Richter da RIBTICKLAH = Rubinstein da RIPPAH = Gibbons da ROCK(Y) = Rachmaninoff da RUBY = Rubinstein da RUDY = Rudenko da SALT = Sultanov da SHRIMP = Yundi da SLEDGE = Matsuev da SOF = Sofronitsky da SOK = Sokolov da STEALTH NINJA = Albert Chen da THOR = Salnikov da TRIF = Trifonov da TRUGOD = Wunder da TURKISH DONGAH = Fazil Say da UGH = Uchida da URCHIN = Yun-Chin Zhou da VAZELINE = Vasary da VBM = Benelli Mosell da VOL = Volodos da WHALE = Berezovsky, Sr. da WHALETTE = Berezovsky, Jr. da WOLFCHICK = Grimaud da ZACH = De Larrocha da ZEMIRUDY = Demidenko da ZHRAPNEL = Schnabel da ZIFF = Cziffra da ZIM = Zimerman da ZLIT = Lisitsa Da ZPIDAH = Blechacz
COMPOSERS
BRA = Brahms BROTHA = Beethoven BUZ(ZOLINI) = Busoni CHOP = Chopin DEPUZZY = Debussy GOD = Godowsky KAN = Alkan MEZZ = Messiaen MOOZEBOOZE = Mussorgsky PIMP = Liszt PRICK = Prokofiev ROCK(Y) = Rachmaninoff SCRIB = Scriabin SHOE = Schumann THALBURGLAH = Thalberg ZART = Mozart ZHERBERT = Schubert ZNOREABJI = Sorabji ZTOCKY = Stockhausen
PIECES
AZZPAZZION = Appassionata BOMBAH = Islamey BROTHAHZON = Beethoven Sonata CAMPY = La Campanella (Liszt) CHOPETS = Chopin Etudes CLAVICUMBUCKET = Opus Clavicembalisticum COLDFART = Winterwind Etude COMMET = Ocean Etude FF = Feux Follets GASFART = Gaspard de la nuit GERMRAPE = Gnomenreigen GOLDCOCK = Goldberg Variations HAMMYCLEAVAGE = Hammerklavier Sonata HO CAR = Carmen Variations (Horowitz) HUNGRAP = Hungarian Rhapsody KANCERTO = Alkan Concerto for solo piano KANZYMPH = Alkan Symphony for solo piano LAPD = Chasse Neige LIGETS = Ligeti Etudes MOONRAPE = Moonlight Sonata NIGHTFART = Night Wind Sonata PIMPZON = Liszt Sonata PRICKZON = Prokofiev Sonata ROCKETS = Etudes-Tableaux (Rachmaninoff) ROCKY 3 = Rach-3 ZPANRAPPAH = Spanish Rhapsody TANNED HO = Tannhäuser VERTIGO ET = Mereaux Etude #24 VOL TURK = Volodos Turkish March WALDO = Waldstein Sonata WILD JAGOFF = Wilde Jagd ZCRIBETZ = Scriabin Etudes ZEPP = Liszt's Mazeppa Etude (or member da ZEPP HIMZELF/CUMMAH) ZIFF BEE = Cziffra Bumblebee
MEMBERS
da BREW = Brewtality da BRU = Brewtality da CANADAIN = iamcanadian da CANADIN = iamcanadian da CANAIDAN = iamcanadian da CANAIDIAIN = iamcanadian da CANAIDIAN = iamcanadian da CANDAIN = iamcanadian da CANDIADIN = iamcanadian da CANDIAIDNAIDNADAN = iamcanadian da CANDIAN = iamcanadian da CANDINAIDANE = iamcanadian da CANDINITURK = iamcanadian da COMME = Comme da FAKE = Fake_plastic da FESTIN BOB MOFO = festinfurious da IOPA = iopa (=Libetta) da JACKO = Jackson (member, retired cg legend) da JAGLOR/JALGOR = da JAL (retired member w questionable taste) da KRIT = krittyot da LEE = Tessei da MART = k-nar da EXTREMEMOFO = extrememofo da ROBBAH = Rob da ROBOT = i_m_robot da TM = leechermofo (+602 fake accounts) da TRUMOFO = leechermofo (+602 fake accounts) da TONY = vladspeedster (NB: da tony useraccount is a different mofo!) da VOL = VOLODYA da WOOD = Thracozaag da X = xsdc da ZEPP = da zepp da ZHREDDAH = da_mildly_shreddah da ZKEP = zkepto da ZUPAH = Superstar
INSTRUMENTS
da 1 = conductor da 4 = violin da 88 = piano da BIG 4 = viola da HUGE 4 = cello da JEFF = Steinway Model D
PEOPLE, PLACES, STUFF
BANGLADESH, PERU, etc = Sweden CARNIGGAH = Carnegie Hall CHOPCOMP = Chopin Competition CLITCOMP = Cliburn Competition FURY WORLD = speed and fury at the expense of emotional expression J-YARD = Juilliard ZL*W WORLD = emotional expression at the expense of speed and fury 88ZTREET = pianostreet (forum) MART (adj) = french COMME (adj) = english ZHREDDAH (adj) = swedish, finnish or norvegian
EXPRESSIONS, CONCEPTS & MOFO LANGUAGE DICTIONARY
BREWTLEG = bootleg made by Brewtality (reserved) CG = comedic gensui (=humor, normally unintended) CHILL = denoting effortlessness CHILL UNLEASH = to play a difficult piece with apparent ease CHIMPRO = improvisation by a chimpanzee COLD UNLEAZH = to play a difficult piece without warm-up CUMMAH = Is here. eg "da vid cummah" DAIM = damn DAYUM = damn DEMON = mofo with SDC account DEMONETTE = mofoinette with SDC account (theoretical) DEMONOID = something else entirely FACIAL = expressive use of the face FAKERUDY = fuckup FURRY = delicate leggiero passagework (or furry porn) FURY = emotional state of anger, frustration and fighting back GENSUI = wit (lit. genius) GHEY = gay, in a pejorative way GIRTH = measure of technical ability and/or penile circumference HATTO = commit fraud/forgery IMPROV-MENT = coverup of a memory lapse KRITTYCIZM = criticism MAH-BAD-ZELF = I or myself MART TRANZ = shortening a piece by cutting out the slow parts MOFETTE = lady MOFO = gentleman MOFOINETTE = girl MOI = me or my MOIZT = emotional/expressive/dreamy playing or writing PIECE = song RECTAL = recital RAPE = sloppy, inaccurate execution in a furious manner REZPEK = respect/bravo SHEEYAT = stuff SITERAPE = to sightread in a furious manner TUBE = Youtube TRU(UUUU) = true UNLEASH = to play in a furious manner UNTRU = false WIKID = great/impressive YELLOW FEVAH = preference for Asian girls ZKEP = gay ZONG = piece, work