1 - you pass by the mirror every morning, study your reflection for precisely 541 seconds then say, DAMN that felt GOOOD
2 - when talking to a beautiufl woman you stare into her eyes and appreciate the view of your insanely sexy reflection
3 - when eating breakfast you take time to think of all the hard work farmers put into nurturing the cereal and scream incoherently - DAMN THOSE FARMERS SURE KNOW HOW TO FRY A PIG
4 - you walk alone at night through dark alleys waiting for some muggers to pounce on you, just because you have a larger than average nutsack
5 - when asked for directions by a tourist you always say ‘hing chow chong chey, cham chow, ching, chang, chapppppparappahhh’
6 - just before going to bed every night, you decide to plan a trip to uranus, seriously and diligently, just because the name sounds funny
7 - every time you take a dump at someone else’s toilet, you always make a point of inscribing into their wall - ‘a legendary mofo took a shit in your toilet - feel blessed’
8 - you are called comme le vent
9 - you decide to start a topic being a mofo in the legends section for no apparent reason
10 - you literally fuck mothers
11 - you decide to make a list of 10 ways to tell you are a mofo and decide to randomly add a 11th way - stating the fact that you are adding an 11th way
