5 reasonz why RUD will win

  1. da picture at da top of dis page

  2. da LEGENDARY “calmly looking-down” move befo he begins; da peaceful half-smile that concealzz his inSAAAAne fury

  3. hiz RANDOM outpouringz of extreme sweat - pozzibly GATORADE could put him in a commercial

  4. Hiz PONDEROUS looks diagonally upwardz in sl*w parts

  5. or will he?

trust in da rudy 8)

hahaa i iz a believah 8)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

anotha reazon iz dat

HE IZ FUKKIN RUDY!!!