da comme n crew
diz iz from a middle of a dream dat i barely remebeah but i iz in lyk da lithuania or some othah pseudocoutry n i walk into diz appartment buildin dat iz in pretty bad shape. I take da elevator 2 da top floor n meet da comme who iz by hiz computah. apperently i haff had da jaglor along wit me all da tym (n he lookz lyk da rectum). So anyway da comme showz uz hiz beard n we run down da stairz to DA MART! who apparently iz polish 
so he iz all lyk “DAIM! DA SHREDDAH!!!” n i iz all “tru”. aftah dat hiz dad makez uz pizza while i go into hiz room meet da JRE n we download gayporn on da martz comp. den we had pizza wit da zepp, mart n hiz dad n grandma. Da rest of da crew had dissapeard.
tru story
