Ahhh, i c how this sheeyat works. I’ve just applied to both. 
u vil randomly be accepted to da brothel
Randomly? I thought you valued my individual contributions to the forums. 
yo contribution iz slightly random, derefor ma acceptance shall be random, mildly
juzt be happy u iz randomly gettin in, some otha pooah spz vil not get in fo da rezt of deir livez 
ZIFF, DOC, and da HOLY DONG BE PRAISED.
worthy
i haff also applied for both.
I have applyed to contributors
hahaha, u know yo limitz 
yes i do
hahaha, so no mo fuckahz randomly azkin fo accezz
APPLY YO ANUZ
gud
nice to see that im still trusted
to a moderate extent
Hahaha, I applied too. I’m not worthy, but it’s worth trying.
fo shor u iz