Art of performing DA SDC WAY

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Also when u mofo make a video!!!

In our judgment, we take into account any SDC approved gestures.
don’t forget to use dem wisely
here iz a short list :

  1. throwin ur arms in da front at da end of da piece…
  • 30 points
    basically dis was a longdong classic but mofo like da lugy took da idea
    (dis iz mainly fo comedic genius )
  1. da Slap Biatch Tech
  • 15 points per slap
    A legendary Richter tech showing a quasi-marital relationship wit da 88
    dis iz mainly fo ur Fury grade 8)
  1. starin to da camera :
    3 cases:
  • randomly : +10 points
  • in a comedic genius passage of da piece: +30 points
  • in da most challenging technical part of da piece (fo SDC elites only) : +100 points
  1. looking at ur watch during da perf
    +20 points 8)

haha post any othah SDC approved flourish to complete da list 8)

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  1. Randomly standing up during da perf to hit a chord louder
    +50 points 8)
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  1. Do a Koji (break da strings of da piano)
  • 50 points per string broken
  1. Do a Liszt (break da piano)
  • 1000 points

8)

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Gettin of yo stool and kneeling down on da floor +30 points
Gettin of yo stool and kneeling down on da floor while playin a passage of reknowned difficulty +100 points

Havin a drink of water while playing +50 points
Taking a swig from hipflask +70 points

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  1. throwing a hanky:
    b4 perf +30 pointz
    during perf +60 pointz

  2. Bodily fluidz - 3 cases:
    sweat -every visible drip +10 pointz
    blood -FURY induced nose bleed +50 pointz with +10 pointz bonus fo every second u continue playing
    cum - random unassisted unleashing of ejeculatory fluidz + 200pointz

  3. leg crossing
    +20 points

8)

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  1. shadez:
    -wearing shadez b4 perf +20 pointz
    -commencing perf via removal of shadez MI2 stylee +50 pointz
    -keeping da shadez on thro-out entire perf +500 pointz

8)

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  1. entering da stage wit a shrimp-like outfit

    +1000 points 8)
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Upon cumming ALL over da keyboard, declaring “I am finished, thank you” in a manner befitting a four-year-old who has finished his dinner.

+50 pts 8)

9

giving da middle finger while playing da 25/6 as da koji did
+50 8)

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  1. humming
  • Gould style : 50 points
  • Lang Lang Style : 60 points
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Doin’ that head nod that da richta does afta playin’ op. 10 no. 4

  • priceless
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mannnnnn, dats a genius sheeyat

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21 - barere stylee sacrifice of life for speed -
1 point 8)

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  1. bend over da 88 as on a race bike (mini-ziff style)
    +25 pointz
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Da TARO showz how itz done at da start of da mefisto 8)

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dress like a homeless and sneak into the hall such as Carnegie hall with no fucking penny in yo pocket. Before a pianist is about to perform, u go up to da stage and pretend dat u mofo iz lost or have a nervous breakdown. Then, while da security guard is coming to kick u out, u walk to da piano and a few secs latah u unleash da complete Liszt’s grand etudes.

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