Avah laif az penizez iz pozzibly ovah!

chech out this sheeyat!!!
nrk.no/musikk/4702324.html

If you can`t read da toungh of da norwegian viking I will try mah bezt to tranzlate.

Undah da picture: There iz a fuckin good reason why da Andznez is worried about something. In da future a computah will play az good az da bezt pianiztz of da day.

Firzth pharagraf:
There will be no reazon to have a fuckin pianobench annymoh. At leazt if da amarican technology factory Zenph Studios new invention will be a fuckin speed deamon sucsess.

The rezt is basicly. Da amarican company have made an inverntion wich can make analog recording into midis wich can be played on a electronic piano.

Da reportah saiz that diz meanz dat da electronic piano will play az good az da speed deamon Glenn Gould. Untill now they have had a problem with playing alots of keys at da same time. ut dis problem is solved now.

DIS alos means dat da piano can make old recordings souch az da ones da Godowsky and da Paderwski made years ago and turn into new recordings with no noise at all.

Da electronic piano iz now on a tour acrozz da worzt country in da fuckin world(USA).

Are we doomed?

-da Meph

Aaz i haff said b4, da muzical important of da 88 will becum mo n mo negligible

n da TRU SPORT of SDizm vil reign supreme

uc, when dey invented carz, did ppl randomly stop runnin racez?

no 8)

da chairman you are my hero. You speak always in a smart way. You choose your words wisely. Are you friends with the jedi Yoda?

-da Meph

wize it would be, tiz tru

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FUCK!
da chairman stole da mart n zepp theory we had on da midi mofo in PS
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hahaha, i think u vil find i haff had diz theory ingrained in da psyche since b4 conception

da 88 scratching is means ovah ends dudies…

hahahaha da mephisto haz so much loff fo da sdc dat he joined on da valentinez day… hahaha da shaga noticez all da detailz and ‘readz da score’ carefully 8)

hahahaha da mephisto haz so much loff fo da sdc dat he joined on da valentinez day… hahaha da shaga noticez all da detailz and ‘readz da score’ carefully 8)

datz rite. altho i wuz expecting a mo commified version of our arugment, such az:

“when dey invented vibratahz, did chickz randomly stop fucking dickz?”

da comme went fo blatant plagiarizm instead 8)

hahaha da shaga, n da bemofo

hahaha da zepp

da problem iz zepp, da largezt vibratahz only go up to 10 inchez max, da DILDOEZ r da real competition fo da SDC membaz