Change da Ziff's name

In light of da competition, wich iz in my opinion, disrespecful by da idea itself 2 da holy name of DA-ZIFF-DA-BIG-FIRE-COCK, az da token of r dipest repentance, in odah 2 bring da HIZ-MOFO-SELF to da level of da highest RESPEC any penist cud have, mah proposah 2 giv 2 HIZ-HIGHEST-MOFO-SELF name
[color=red][size=200]SPERMATAZUARUS SAPIENS[/size]

Diz way we shou 2 da LEGEND OF ALL DA MOFOZ r APOLOGY, LUV, RESPEC, nd shou dat hiz da utmost man of SPEED nd [size=150]FURY[/size].
[color=red][size=150]Da SPERMATAZAURUS SAPIENS–Da MAN who sacrificed his hand for hiz COCK (wid BOLZ)[/size]!!!

Da author of da idea of da competition shuld be punished!

Discuss vigorously!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DAYUUUUUUUUUM mannnnnnnnn

GENIUS of diz magnitude needz a few hourz to sink in.

In da mean time, da zepp iz left speechless

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Dis is a BIT too much. :unamused:

i fuckin CONCUR

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

RESPEC FO DA BJ SMILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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RESPEC !!!1

Dayum…

B-----------E-----------A--------U--------TIFUL.

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hahahahaha, dayum

maybe we shud take a vote on dis sheeyat

I iz proposing anothah name:
God

da doc already took dat 8)

dis iz how da chix call me too 8)
da Ziff can take “Da Lord”

don’t forget da official SDC religion iz da Ziffich religion
da Doc iz only a prophet sent to earth by da Ziff himself to save us from da evil slowness 8)

hahahahaha

but da originz of fury came from da bach, beethoven and liszt, den embodies into da KAN

of course I know da Genesis
but dat iz da Old Testament 8)

hahahaha DATS RITE

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