classic SDC - shock tactics!

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one of da many virtues of being a member of da SDC - is dis mofo

have you seen shine?

theres a moment where da mental mofo sits down in a cafe place and suddenly rips out da fckin chops and blasts da fury wit da bumbleblee - everyone is fckin stunned at da speed and sheeyat…

so - a duty as a SDC member - is - whenever you visit a piano showroom, or any place with a keyboard at all, and there are ppl around dat dont know ur skillz, just whip out ur penistic skillz and unleash DA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURY

man - its da most wikid feelin in da world when ur at some party and someone asks - who can play the piano???

u say - oh …i can play a little…

den u sit down, pause for 20 secs…den FCKIN UNLEASH DA MOTHAFCKIN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURY

whip out ur SD showpiece and blow every mofo away…

now DAT is da special privelage only given to da members of da elite…da members of…da SDC

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2

dats rite - i agree wit da above statement 8)

3

I concur.

4

dat is evident 8)

5

Haha, I think I’ve done that. 8)

I played the first section of Rondo Alla Turca at double speed on a 100 year old out-of-tune-and-banged-up piano in an arts class.

6

hahahaha

and what was de reaction?

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7

Laurik, i’m sorry to say, but double speed iz just not fast enuff. Fo a girth-less piece like da turkey march, da prefered speed iz n!, where n = da indicated tempo. 8)

8

hahahaha, u have found a weakness in da comme , zepp.

u fuckah 8)

9

hahaha, i still dont know what da fuck dis iz

10

N! is N factorial

Its something like N! =N * N-1 * N-2 * N-3

So if N=90 bpm 90! = 9089888786858483828180…

And it keeps going until it hits one

so 90! = 1,485,715,964,481,761,497,309,522,733,620,825,737,885,569,961,
284,688,766,942,216,863,704,985,393,094,065,876,545,992,131,
370,884,059,645,617,234,469,978,112,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000

11

WTF ???

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CORRECT 8)

13

dayum, dats fast

AND RESPEC TO DA GENIUS OF DA ROBOT

14

Read some elementary math book u fuckahs.

15

hahahahaha, FUCK OFF BIATCH

16

Tha’s fecking fast. 8)

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for truly girhless pieces i prefer takin da Ackerman sequence

where A(2) = 2^2
and A(3) = 3^3^3
and A(4) = 4^4^4^4

and so on

dis is fastah den da N! at da same proportion of da Ziffs chopets to da Nutsaks 8)

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please don’t mezz wit da comme’z brain 8)

19

hahaha SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAT

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haha, i would nevah touch him down dere 8)