Comme le Muthachuggin Vent

dis mofo is so wikid dat i named myself afta it, lets dicuss dis 16nps MOFO

da ponti nigga plays dis da fastest. Comme get ur CD out and time dat sheeeyat. 8)

hahaha
is it the piece where DA KAN wrote an insane tempo mark just to prove dat “he could play that fast”

hahahaha, dats rite

heres a quote from da kan official forum-

'Raymond Lewenthal once told me that he had given up trying to master the piece when he was young because of Alkan’s metronome mark, and he called the 160 metronome mark “sheer madness.” He compared it to an LP played at 78-rpm. He said he thought Alkan put 160 in the published music not because the music had to be played at this speed, but to show history that he COULD play it at that speed when he played all the Opus 39 etudes for Fetis – like the high score permanently displayed on the screen of a pin-ball game. The result of Alkan’s rare display of ego was to frighten away most pianists from even touching the pieces for more than a century.] ’

nuff siad 8)

HAHAHAHA
wif dis act, DA KAN is a bit da historical founder of da SDC 8)

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hahaha, dats rite, if u actually look thru dis mofo’s fuckin music - u will notice dat he always wrote music wit da most INSANE FUCKIN TEMPOS!

mannnnnnnnn, dis mofo - was a mofo 8)

Comme Le Vent is more wikid or Op.76 No.3?

Overall it’s CLV, since it has a name.

But judgin just the music it would be 76/3

dis is hard to say, i like dem both about equally as music

but comme le vent has da bettah name

plus its a bit fastah 8)

Did Dre record this sheeyat?

well, da thraco gave me a supposed ‘live rec’ wit zero applause - it says its by dre - but im not totally sure.

but it iz quite wikid, but not as insane as da best - which is imo - da gibbonator 8)

What about Lewenthal’s Fistin?

This mofo’s performance is so wikid, I am so sure he certainly imagine putting his fist inside d’Sope’s cunt.

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

WHAT DA FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

HAHAHAHAHA

RESPEC!!!

but da fact is, dat da death ray’s fingers were fucked up so much by dose fuckin thugs - dat only dre cud play da ‘lickety split’ vars up 2 speed

The first book begins with the aptly titled perpetual-motion study Comme le Vent. A glance at the first bar is sufficient to indicate the pianistic pain that lies ahead: the unusual 2/16 time signature (fast), the injunction Prestissamente (faster), the 160 metronome marking and the pair of thirty-second note triplets (fastest). When the performer realizes that the etude continues for twenty-one pages, [4] the horrified reaction is usually disguised as feigned amusement or eye-rolling scorn.

hahahahahahahahaahahahaha

8)

Da Smith den goes on to disgrace himself by stating dis is a 4’30 piece, when in fact itz 4’04 according to da tempo markings. 8)

haha, i wasnt quotin da smith

but yep, da smith was basically follin ppl into thinkin he played it up to tempo - when in fact no-one can 8)

Mark Starr said that, right? I would tend to agree with it.

But, if it’s humanly possible to play it at 160, Dre is able to play it at 160…biatch. Am I mad? 8)

haha, i think he cud hactually

and no it wasnt da mark starr, it was sum random sheeyat 8)

da doc IZ ABLE

imsho

ok do we think da doc iz able?

well da fact iz :
if da doc c he can’t get da speed record fo a piece he just doesn’t play it
usually he says “da piece iz too easy fo me” but obviously da excuse doesn’t work fo comme da wind and he knows da sdc iz waitin fo hiz ass on dis …

da SDC haz to challenge him officially… somehow