dis mofo -
when horowitz heard his insanley fast schumann toccata - he said ‘you play it too fast!!’, da barrister replied - ‘naw man, i can play dat sheeyat even fasta!!’
hahahaha, what a muthachuggin legend, respec dis mofo!
he even died in da midst of fury!
he lived and died for da SDC!
dis mofo commands our utmost respec 
Dere’s a live in carneige CD wit his legendary performaces of 3 chopets -including da 10/4, which sounds like it could be an addition to da prestigious sub-1’40 club.
haha, samples?
ZEPP!!!
I NEED THAT SHEEEEYAT MAN… TO go with MA CRACK!!!
haha, i herd it, da zepp was shocked when i said i found it too slow
that sheeyat is lyk 1-2 seconds behind da RECTUM … RESPEC DA SDC FREAK