da BREN random confuzo tech

Nooms says:
i just got a pretty awesome wedding present!
by virtue of insanity says:
hahahaha, cock pump?
Nooms says:
close!
Nooms says:
a message from my dad saying not to bother to come home!
by virtue of insanity says:
hahahahaha
by virtue of insanity says:
wtf?
by virtue of insanity says:
u iz married?
Nooms says:
okay
by virtue of insanity says:
hahahaha da bren
Nooms says:
oh wait
Nooms says:
i thought you were someone else -_-
Nooms says:
hahah da comme
by virtue of insanity says:
hahahahahahaha da bren
by virtue of insanity says:
hahaha wtf?
by virtue of insanity says:
da bren?
Nooms says:
hahaha FUCK
Nooms says:
diz fukkin marriage
Nooms says:
n randomly da power rangers is fukkin hilarious
by virtue of insanity says:
hahaha i believe in you

da who?

WTFF da HUSBAND___???