respec fo da wikid skillz and all, but da SDC has summoned you - you are a much-respeced speed demon, but we are dissappointed by da lack of AFAP recs in yo sheeyat.
we rememba da lofty claims dat u cud play da chopin 10/1 at 240 BPM -
i personally (da Chairman of da SDC) - DEMAND proof of dis claim.