Da Chairman in Critical Condition...

SDC Legendz Pianistz
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Urgent Report from Da Ministry:

Less den 24 hours ago, Da Comme was hospitalized due to multiple fractures to da fingas, hands, da left wrist & both testicles. He waz reportedly practicing da 10/4 at Rectum speed. Now in intensive care, Da Comme show no signs of recovery.

Amidst da deepest sadness, Da Messenger of FURY offers these words of wisdom:
well wit da state of health of da chairman I’m affraid he won’t be able to undertake his leadership responsabilities.

While da Demonic Nerd concurs wit his own poetic reckoning:
just thinking dat da wind is on it’s final phase

Da ViceChair himself cant help but agree:
hahahahaha ic 8)

Membas of da SDC, we will update u on dis as soon as we obtain new info from da Ministry. iin da mean time:

May DA FURY be wit da Comme, amen. 8)

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dats rite 8)

please let’s all pray fo da chairman

though being into da hands of a renowned hand surgeon “Dr Marc-André H.” we have to conceive dat he may not recover his fury very soon…

But together, we have to be strong and face the adversity !

As stated in da article IV of da SDC constitution and as da chairman would have wanted himself, we now have to trust da Vice-chair fo da interim

Obviously, fo da best continuity, da Nico shud give da administration rights of dis forum to da Vice-chair
(eg fo posting dis thread in da good section 8) )

may god bless da Comme
may god bless da SDC
amen. 8)

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In da hands of da doctah??

Well it was nice knowing you Comme…

Rememba,

To put on da blindfold, so when da doc’s anally assaulting ya,
first of all ya eyes don’t pop out
and secondly you can pretend it’s a whore in lingerie fuckin ya wit a dildo

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As da president, i am willing to give him a testicle

Let us all hope fo da Comme to cum back

Meanwhile, i announce da Zepp as da nu chair, WHILE, da Chair himself is away. Da K-MART will be da nu vice

8)

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I and da Vice Chair didn’t even think about dat…
but since you say so dis iz indeed a possibility 8)

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it’s an ordah

obey da ORDAH or I sahll unleash DA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURY

8)

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Indeed. Such treacherous thought had nevah crossed our minds. 8)

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Ja.
8)

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Don’t let me fuckin laugh, zepp and k-mart as da fuckin leaderz…
Time for a Revolution, time to overhaul da existing bastion of powah, and divide it amongst da people, powah to da proletariat!!!

Da Comme would have wanted it this way.

Actually,

it were his last words before getting bumfucked by Marc Hamelin

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ic

i is da minister you shud listen to moi

8)

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Da Captain Sam iz so moved by da news about da chairman dat what he says just doesn’t make sense… dis iz understandable… da shock… 8)
but please we all have to hold our emotions and think over da futur of da SDC
you can have faith my good ppl. Da new leadership will do everyting to help you holding out 8)

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hahahahaa, lets hope he gets well soon

i want to bone him

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so girls have dick right?

8)

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hahahahaha, dis thread is genius

wikid sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyat

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:smiley:

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wipe da cum off

8)

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hahaha DAYUM