Jimmylikesfish: hahahahahahaha
Jimmylikesfish: da legend
YeaHanukkah: that’s right
Jimmylikesfish: hahaha
Jimmylikesfish: sup
YeaHanukkah: not much
YeaHanukkah: hw
YeaHanukkah: 
YeaHanukkah: da legend’s got da hw
Jimmylikesfish: hmm, u still do other studies?
Jimmylikesfish: u should give them up and devote yo azz to da 88
YeaHanukkah: don’t you think i wish that all the time?
Jimmylikesfish: haha, but u play it safe?
YeaHanukkah: of course
YeaHanukkah: with condoms and such
Jimmylikesfish: haha da NA
Jimmylikesfish: u thought about joining any of the forums?
YeaHanukkah: nope
YeaHanukkah: they can visit me
YeaHanukkah: it’s their honor to touch me
Jimmylikesfish: you would be welcomed with open arms from all the guys
Jimmylikesfish: and open legs from all the ladies
Jimmylikesfish: feels slighly uncomfortable talking to you now, im multitasking, porn and masturbation, with NA chat
YeaHanukkah: hah
Jimmylikesfish: for some reason this chat is helping
YeaHanukkah: that’s fucked up
Jimmylikesfish: hahaha, u like it
YeaHanukkah: no wait
YeaHanukkah: let me say it again
Jimmylikesfish: so, sorry about pretending to be you and all, it was all in the name of comedy
YeaHanukkah: “that’s fucked up,” says howard
YeaHanukkah: “and you owe me rolyaties,” says howard
Jimmylikesfish: hmm
Jimmylikesfish: fugit convinced you that im a nice guy?
YeaHanukkah: not really
Jimmylikesfish: well, she and i chatted a bit
Jimmylikesfish: her posts are getting slightly more disturbing as of late
Jimmylikesfish: 12 inch penises on female bodybuilders, etc
YeaHanukkah: yup, saw that one coming
YeaHanukkah: bet you had to change keyboard after that
Jimmylikesfish: haha, i learnt my lesson from the last time
Jimmylikesfish: see through plastic cover for my keyboard at all times
YeaHanukkah: nice
Jimmylikesfish: replacable, after any major ejaculatory …thing
Jimmylikesfish: so, u practice 4 hours a day?
YeaHanukkah: about
Jimmylikesfish: do u know how much MT practices?
Jimmylikesfish: is that the optimum amount, havent you thought you could up it to 8, and be even better…
YeaHanukkah: why? do you want to be like him?
YeaHanukkah: 8?
YeaHanukkah: pfft only did that once
Jimmylikesfish: 8 hours
Jimmylikesfish: well, he has better 3rds than you 
YeaHanukkah: i have a longer penis than he does*
YeaHanukkah: approximately
YeaHanukkah: about 2 inches
Jimmylikesfish: his is 2 inches long?
YeaHanukkah: i’m guessing 3
YeaHanukkah: don’t quote me
Jimmylikesfish: you know this because thats how far back your tonsils are in your mouth?
YeaHanukkah: …
YeaHanukkah: don’t question me, bitch
Jimmylikesfish: haha…im just wodnering how you know
YeaHanukkah: because i’m not british
Jimmylikesfish: who told you im british?
YeaHanukkah: mt
Jimmylikesfish: my accent gives it away?
Jimmylikesfish: hahaha, what did he say about me?
Jimmylikesfish: he hates me
Jimmylikesfish: and you know why?
YeaHanukkah: spill it
YeaHanukkah: because your mouth is too deep
Jimmylikesfish: because i made fun of his penis, and criticised his playing
YeaHanukkah: and he can’t feel your tonsils
Jimmylikesfish: that too
YeaHanukkah: that sounds about right
Jimmylikesfish: he hates the whole idea of ‘da SDC’
Jimmylikesfish: which is ironic because the community is about speed and technique
YeaHanukkah: yup
Jimmylikesfish: which he has in abundance, but still tries to masquerade himself as a ‘musician’
YeaHanukkah: it’s to hide his impotence
YeaHanukkah: believe me
Jimmylikesfish: i read that you worked on alkan, op39no12
YeaHanukkah: tiz tru
Jimmylikesfish: to be honest, thats what id love to hear you play most, what ideas do you have for it?
YeaHanukkah: to hear me play that piece?
YeaHanukkah: heh… heh
Jimmylikesfish: did you get into the whole ‘zoo of animals’ thing
YeaHanukkah: i haven’t laughed so hard for years, thanks buddy
YeaHanukkah: what?
Jimmylikesfish: yeah i would, im serious
YeaHanukkah: where monkeys butt fuck each other?
Jimmylikesfish: thats the inspiration behind the piece
Jimmylikesfish: each variation depicts a different animal
Jimmylikesfish: including monkeys buttfucking
YeaHanukkah: …
Jimmylikesfish: so, whats so funny about it?
Jimmylikesfish: its one of my favourite pieces
YeaHanukkah: nice
YeaHanukkah: my ex hates it
YeaHanukkah: that’s why i had to play it
Jimmylikesfish: haha, why did he hate it so much?
YeaHanukkah: then i dropped that piece faster than the fat bitch who sat down too fast
YeaHanukkah: SHE
YeaHanukkah: not he you fucker
Jimmylikesfish: oh i just assumed…
Jimmylikesfish: your posting style…
Jimmylikesfish: gay man in a straight mans body
YeaHanukkah: you know, sometimes i question about mt
YeaHanukkah: he bear hugs me when he obviously doesn’t like me
YeaHanukkah: i question about his orientation
Jimmylikesfish: so you didnt even like festin?
YeaHanukkah: i liked it
YeaHanukkah: up to the 3rd variation
Jimmylikesfish: ok then…
Jimmylikesfish: well, about mT
Jimmylikesfish: that thing he wrote, was it really about you?
Jimmylikesfish: i assumed
YeaHanukkah: most likely
YeaHanukkah: except he missed the whole point
Jimmylikesfish: hed be an idiot to think you wouldnt read it
YeaHanukkah: i would’ve never read it
YeaHanukkah: until you posted
Jimmylikesfish: haha
YeaHanukkah: actually, pam told me about it
YeaHanukkah: because i haven’t checked your site for awhile
Jimmylikesfish: well, are you pleased you know?
YeaHanukkah: i don’t pay attention to non sense
Jimmylikesfish: well, its his opinion
Jimmylikesfish: i dont believe hes a dick, just a bit misguided
Jimmylikesfish: and a bit hypocritical
YeaHanukkah: i do believe he is a dick, and i strongly believe he’s misguided
Jimmylikesfish: he essentially said noone played any good etudes
YeaHanukkah: hahaha
YeaHanukkah: except him
YeaHanukkah: hahahahha
Jimmylikesfish: haha, exactly
Jimmylikesfish: did you meet ingolf wunder?
YeaHanukkah: please nigga
YeaHanukkah: of course
YeaHanukkah: we’re lunch buddies
YeaHanukkah: including igor
Jimmylikesfish: what was he like?
YeaHanukkah: nice guy
YeaHanukkah: i like da wundah
Jimmylikesfish: i emailed him
YeaHanukkah: not with my name, i hope
Jimmylikesfish: hahah yep, is he funny?
Jimmylikesfish: any funny stories?
YeaHanukkah: sorta
YeaHanukkah: he laughs at my jokes mostly
YeaHanukkah: when i tell him my debaucheries
Jimmylikesfish: haha, nice
Jimmylikesfish: did you hear his etudes?
Jimmylikesfish: best of the comp, IMO
Jimmylikesfish: well, fastest…but amazing fire too
Jimmylikesfish: you pussied out with the 25/5 , right?
Jimmylikesfish: instead of a 10/12 - 25/12 onslaught
YeaHanukkah: hehe
YeaHanukkah: IMO
YeaHanukkah: 10/12 and 25/12?
YeaHanukkah: 25/12 i played in miami
Jimmylikesfish: chris hinted at what youd play
YeaHanukkah: 25/5 had more to say
YeaHanukkah: in the middle part and last part
Jimmylikesfish: your 10/12 was great though
Jimmylikesfish: yeah, im not saying it wasnt good
Jimmylikesfish: but the etudes are ‘showoff’ time, wunder understood this concept
YeaHanukkah: nice
Jimmylikesfish: i see viardo has turned you into a pure musician then, no virtuosity for its own sake?
YeaHanukkah: like i said
YeaHanukkah: love and sex cannot be separated
YeaHanukkah: you can’t say that i’m going to play sloppy and show A SHIT LOAD OF MUSICIANSHIP>LKWJRL:FJKLS:
YeaHanukkah: doesn’t work
Jimmylikesfish: hahaha, ive gotcha
YeaHanukkah: moderation and combination
Jimmylikesfish: no, i dont mean sloppy
YeaHanukkah: play fast, but you want CONTENT
Jimmylikesfish: i just mean, when i was watching the competition
YeaHanukkah: if you play fast, it usually means you have nothing to say
YeaHanukkah: however
YeaHanukkah: richter
YeaHanukkah: most of the time he pushed the tempo
YeaHanukkah: but he still had a lot to say
Jimmylikesfish: the insane FURY of some contestants won me over
YeaHanukkah: that’s totally different than showman
Jimmylikesfish: hmmm
Jimmylikesfish: have you seen his 10/4?
YeaHanukkah: but polish audienced loved me much more than others
YeaHanukkah: i can play as fast, if not faster
Jimmylikesfish: hahahaha
YeaHanukkah: but doesn’t mean i HAVE to every FUCKING time
Jimmylikesfish: hahahaha yeah right
Jimmylikesfish: you can play a 1:30 10/4?
Jimmylikesfish: and the polish loved you because you were a moist penis
YeaHanukkah: hahahha
YeaHanukkah: yea right?
Jimmylikesfish: you were of a certain niche
YeaHanukkah: hehe
Jimmylikesfish: i mean theres ingolf and MT
Jimmylikesfish: then theres you and blechahsazs
Jimmylikesfish: hardcore mofoz
Jimmylikesfish: vs
Jimmylikesfish: pussies
Jimmylikesfish: nothing wrong with pussies though
YeaHanukkah: hahaha
YeaHanukkah: i know
Jimmylikesfish: seriously though, i did enjoy your performance alot
Jimmylikesfish: you were among the best of the pussy stylists
Jimmylikesfish: you didnt need to show off, because your musical ideas were new and genuine
YeaHanukkah: pussy stylists
YeaHanukkah: hmm
Jimmylikesfish: BUT, the fake body motions and faces
YeaHanukkah: i like mine trimmed
YeaHanukkah: my body movements?
Jimmylikesfish: yours is very moist
Jimmylikesfish: well
Jimmylikesfish: have you seen langlang play?
Jimmylikesfish: maybe youve been watching him too much
YeaHanukkah: no… UNFORTUNATELY… (sarcasm included
YeaHanukkah: negative
YeaHanukkah: never seen him once
YeaHanukkah: dude
YeaHanukkah: maybe i don’t look at the ceiling when i play
YeaHanukkah: or maybe i don’t kick my legs like mt does
Jimmylikesfish: haha, i mean on video or anything
YeaHanukkah: i may move too much, but most of the time i use body weight
Jimmylikesfish: it just looked a bit forced
YeaHanukkah: which is directly from the russian school
Jimmylikesfish: no, not that
YeaHanukkah: but the sound isn’t forced
Jimmylikesfish: i just mean the expressive faces you put on
YeaHanukkah: you know, that reminds me
Jimmylikesfish: sure, im just saying, the way you play on stage, is very different to how you practice
Jimmylikesfish: according to pam
YeaHanukkah: that’s why the late richter doesn’t like to turn on the lights
YeaHanukkah: audience doesn’t focus on the music
Jimmylikesfish: yeah i know, the enigma vid
YeaHanukkah: uh huh
Jimmylikesfish: im an expert…
Jimmylikesfish: my personal favourite is Cziffra
Jimmylikesfish: a fan?
YeaHanukkah: he’s ok
Jimmylikesfish: haha, seen his improv vid?
YeaHanukkah: nope
Jimmylikesfish: check it out, youll be stunned
Jimmylikesfish: thats something im passionate about, improvisation, not jazz, but making your own stuff up in classical shiznit
Jimmylikesfish: liszt did it…chopin did it
YeaHanukkah: heh
Jimmylikesfish: but its the perfectionist attitude nowadays, one fucked up phrase and people will criticise, thats why improvisation took a backseat
Jimmylikesfish: have you composed much or improvised yourself?
YeaHanukkah: haha
YeaHanukkah: i missed a shit load of notes
YeaHanukkah: nobody cared because i had something to say
YeaHanukkah: get it?
Jimmylikesfish: haha, frankly
Jimmylikesfish: i agree with u
Jimmylikesfish: but notice who the judges sent through
Jimmylikesfish: some of the most accurate guys
YeaHanukkah: judges wanted the pole to win
YeaHanukkah: doesn’t matter
Jimmylikesfish: yundi li, virtually note perfect, in 2000
YeaHanukkah: everybody were pawns
Jimmylikesfish: yeah
YeaHanukkah: he had government funding
Jimmylikesfish: well, if you look at it
Jimmylikesfish: take away the politics
Jimmylikesfish: the blecnahaz
Jimmylikesfish: and the limp dongs
Jimmylikesfish: yamamoto is the true winner
Jimmylikesfish: i think
Jimmylikesfish: i liked him
Jimmylikesfish: i mean hes the highest place guy who got there almost solely because …he just played damn good
Jimmylikesfish: IMO anyway
YeaHanukkah: blechaz
YeaHanukkah: well
YeaHanukkah: dude, i wish you were here
YeaHanukkah: there’s much you have to learn beyond fast and loud
Jimmylikesfish: well, i love music too, i can seperate fucking and making love
YeaHanukkah: wait, how old are you?
Jimmylikesfish: 20
YeaHanukkah: i see
Jimmylikesfish: i know why youre asking, you think ive got an immature view
Jimmylikesfish: i play chopin nocturnes too
YeaHanukkah: well not so much “immature”
YeaHanukkah: primitive view
Jimmylikesfish: i go into a cafe, and unleash the 48/1 just like you, and the floor is literally flooded with all the juices of the bitches
Jimmylikesfish: i see myself as enlightened
Jimmylikesfish: a follower of a new faith
Jimmylikesfish: raw pianistic rape
YeaHanukkah: man, music has to be higher than earning bitch juice
Jimmylikesfish: donkeydong style
Jimmylikesfish: hahaha
Jimmylikesfish: but, its just my taste
Jimmylikesfish: you like quiet reflection
Jimmylikesfish: i like insane fury
YeaHanukkah: ahaah
YeaHanukkah: find me new competitions
YeaHanukkah: i will show you (for experiment) how fast i can go
YeaHanukkah: then you will understand that i choose NOT to play like everybody else
Jimmylikesfish: new competitions?
Jimmylikesfish: sure, but as ive said before, let your cock be known
YeaHanukkah: it will be
YeaHanukkah: it’s already posted on the walls of school dormitory
Jimmylikesfish: no point in having a 3 mile long dick if u aint gonna use it on a whale
Jimmylikesfish: haha nice
YeaHanukkah: it’s gonna kill the whale
YeaHanukkah: and shoot a load and hit you in the eye
YeaHanukkah: then i’m goign to kick you
YeaHanukkah: and youo’re going to turn into a fucking zombie
YeaHanukkah: or pirate
YeaHanukkah: limping and one eye shut
Jimmylikesfish: ill look forward to it
Jimmylikesfish: why r u on so rarely btw?
YeaHanukkah: school
YeaHanukkah: fixing after poland
Jimmylikesfish: hahaha
Jimmylikesfish: well ill leave you to it, ill c ya on xanga
Jimmylikesfish: stay sexy hun 
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