da COMME hittz da ztreetz

hahha, mo lyk zhakez handz n haz brief chat

tru i went to a randomly wikid all chop :chop: concert played by da ztreetz of rage/88ztreet

afta da concert i naturally chat to him n i zound lyk a random m*zicological expert cuz i wuz da only mofo hu knew wut da 1zt encore wuz :whale:

in da intahmizzion i met 2 local girlz, n 2 random blonde german chix, truly random :pimp: action.

da rectal itzelf wuz zumwut mild fury n zpeedwize, but inzane accuracy n technically zound sheeyat, wiz vally nice tone n gud moizt interpz, when zpeed wuz called fo he provided, in da random chopzon2 finale n da zon3 finale, n da bal 1 coda, randomly unexpectedly :stop:

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what’s his accent like? If he speaks like a pom, den you guyz can haff him (he iz britizh born newayz).

hahaha zurprizinly quite ozz, i expected lezz oz rootz

diz mofo wuz valy friendly, n he randomly azked ‘iz u a peniz’, i replied ‘dat iz ztill open to debate’, pozzibly, n legendarily i azked a random tip on a zaint-zaenz etude :lib:

2 8)

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an undarated followup :whale:

Hahahaha da ZTREETZ OV RAGE a mofo wiz a randomly INZANE REP

definitely in da top 10 livin mofoz wiz da biggez repz

Hahahaha wiz da telegraph level of info exchange back in da day

derez a chance he cud have miztaken u fo da fuckin LIIB himzelf :sunglasses:

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Haha I azkd how to voice da chordz in et #2

Actually diz tech a zheeyat I wundah if da ZEPP even tried :lib::zepp:

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AHAHAHAH tru da zepp haff nevah zeriouzly attempted diz tech even aftah hearin u mention it back in SDC antiquity

becuz diz tech iz completely agazint da zepp inztinctz

To learn diz tech well u haff to maztah da art of

zero mvmt

n hence

tiz bazically da zl*wezt 88 tech evah

:snail: :medal_sports: :zcholah: :sunglasses:

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but da zepp vil give u a tip on diz tech da 88ZTREET haff jealouzly wizheld from yo azz 13 yrz ago:

lock up all da fingahz in yo hand in da chord pozition, but make zhor da one voicin fingah ztick out from da rezt by about 1mm, otha fingah tipz remain level

zo when u ztrike da keyz, only da voiced fingah hit da keybed, da otha fingahz ztop 1mm b4 da keybed wiz equally muted force becuz dey iz all locked.

tru u can cuntztruct a mechanikal device to tezt out da perfection of diz approach :sunglasses:

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Diz tech iz a :ho: voodoo voicing tech

Not every note in ever chord haff to be repeated exactly, as long as da melodic lyn cummah thru

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Chopin did get with the eras most famous tranny… I wonder if these are just questionable translations.

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HAHAHA daim diz inzight pozz reveal da ZEPP haf not praxd diz but haf taught it to a random ztudent :zenzei:

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Genzui!

Tru, diz a voodoo style ho tech

Da otha method is praxing dem all strictly from da key

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I’ve always wundahed about dese two gensui obsahvsheeyatz wen put togethah -

allegedly dere iz a book of muzical zcandalmongering, obv da LEBRECHSHEEYAT of da 19th c, in which da PIMP tellz a random ztudent dat he can play sheeyatz to RECTAL LEVEL while being given head.

alzo, da ZAND statez dat “she” liked putting her head undah da 88 to liszten to da pimp play.

Draw your own cuntcluzionz, mofoz.

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I need to try dat

At ma next comp prescreening rec :sunglasses:

Put a dude or tranny under da 88, n da comp WILL pazz yo azz, fearing a lawsuit

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Da zkep in a furry outfit?
:fox_face:

Pozz dere da tranny vil cum with da venue n already be there for da benefit of da jurahz.

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ahahaha fuckkkkkkkkkk da 19th century zcandalzheeyatz

a renowned SDC zcholah give hiz opinion on diz topic:

‘tru i iz moz lykly a direct dezcendant of da PIMP, becuz da PIMP boned 90% of da biatchz in pariz’ :MART: :sunglasses:

zo now da queztion iz…








which SDC membah vil vid demo diz? :sunglasses:

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FUCK predicktably already anzahed 2 poztz back :tm::sunglasses:

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