John Robertz wuz present when da G, claiming nevah to haff played da Grieg concerto b4, made hiz virgin attempt.
“i had nevah heard diz concerto played at such a FAZT TEMPO.,” Robertz told me. "Da treacherously diffult arpeggio pssgz n oct runz were incredible. He played wit such FUUUUURY dat it wuz frightening. Da MOFO cadenza came off perfectly. o couldnt believe dat he had nevah played da work b4, but he insisted dat diz wuz da first time hed evah taken a look at it, n he wuz using da muzik. He played all da orchestral partz he could, n sang de othaz. ‘G’ i told him, ‘diz iz insane sheeeyat, you’ll haff a huge success wit da grieg.’ ‘no john,’ he ansahed, ‘diz concerto lackz girth’
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i am inclined to doubt da veracity of diz statement
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAT!!!
DA G MANZ GENSUI SEEMZ 2 BE UNPARRALLED
hahaha he sightreadz n sightsingz at da same time. I wondah if da LIB cud do dat. Da DOC probably cud tho
[13:46] doc: ‘at bernsteinz party fo him following deir concert performance fo da 2nd nigga concerto in jan 1957, the conductah burst forth wit “u played so beautifully in da cadenza dat i almost came in ma pantz”’
[13:47] da dit: HAHAHA WTF
[13:47] doc: hahaha i didnt make dat up man
[13:50] doc: n latah in da book derez a part about da stool dat he alwayz carriez wit him
[13:50] doc: hiz dad made it fo him when he wuz a minimofo
[13:51] da dit: hahahahaha
[13:51] doc: n aftah 30yrz derez no padding left on da seat
[13:52] doc: derez one beam support going thru da mid of da stool
[13:52] doc: n basically da G supported hiz enitre bodaywieght on dat beam, wit hiz BALLZ
[13:40] da dit: HAHAHA DA G MAN
[13:41] doc: haha mannnn i just got diz book from da library man
[13:41] doc: FUUUUUUUCK da G wuz one FUCKED UP MOFO
[13:42] doc: diz bio wuz written by a fuckin psychiatrist
[13:42] doc: who randomly playz da violin n got to know da G personally
[13:42] da dit: hahahahaha
[13:42] doc: diz whole sheeeyat iz lyk a fuckin psycho analysis of da G
[13:43] da dit: haha i know about diz book
[13:43] doc: mannnnn diz iz dizturbing sheeyat
[13:44] doc: n quite sad
[13:44] da dit: hahaha
[13:44] da dit: wutz sad about it?
[13:44] da dit: amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de … ce&s=books
[13:44] da dit: hahaha, da extazt n tragedy
[13:44] doc: datz rite
[size=150]datz lovely.
glad i could help you[/size]
