dis mofo is da DOR - except if u try to walk thru him he will kick u in da fuckin nuts
da dor has a story to tell…take it away dor
thanks you da almighty comme
well my story is like dis
i was in my friend’s house with two girls(one of them who da house belongs too)
so i told one of them to take her clothes off, i started making a lot of jokes about them getting nakes, and then they suddenly tool their shirts off and jumped over me and each over hahahahah(you find dat weird? well those girls are hornier then most of you guys, so they don’t take dis shit too serious)
now for one moment i thought we’re gonna have a threesome, but they stopped and went in to drink juice or something like dat hahahaha
and da funniest thing is dat i don’t know if i would have done it
i mean, two girls… dat’s too fucking much!!! it fucking scares me!!!
anyway next time be more careful when you ask someone to take his clothes off(in case dat’s a bloke, be extra carefull! 
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1 word -
RESPEC 
WHOA
hahahaha, dats rite
da dor told me about dis, and i thought dis was an essential topic
da chix must be REALLY FUCKIN HORNY ovah dere
nice
no but a lot of da babes are hahahaha
Israel-if you want a good fuck, this is your ultimate holiday destination
HAHAHAHAHAH
dis shud be yo country’s slogan
da rest of da world wud flock dere
da jackson has da lame - MALAYSIA - TRULY ASIA
which is seemingly shit, but its also hilariously genius malay sheeyat
DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
i iz gonna be alone wif a polish chick as well
it’s yellow
hahaha, da whole eastern region is MOFO
Dayum wtf happened to da DOR?
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, cumback to uz DOR!!! 
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK