Might be an alien from outside space
check out those huges eyes
and the larger than average sized head
HAHAHAHA u r juzt dezcribin hiz COCK
which iz in fact so long dat iz iz in outah space
very much so
i think i may have ran into hiz cock jus da other day at da train station
da accidental guest logins suk 
its a bird
its a plane
no
its langlang
If you look at this pic from a short distance, it looks like he’s wearing a milk moustache.
Perhapz
hahahaha, da BJ evidenze
hahahah, pozzibly