Da MALTEMPO give a PIMPIN maztahclazz

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@ 25:22 "Fuck, still more than 10 minutes teaching dis sheeyat before I can … her … "

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HAHA DEY ZHUD HAFF EDITED DAT fo da release

Damn da production crew fucked up.

Daim, da tym check, I mean, if she wuz unleashing an ET, could have been a legit move.

Ok, dat mofos tym check move means:
He haz a night out planned wiz a way hottah (Asian?) chick

:sunglasses:

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HAHAHAHAH!!!

da JOHNNY MALMOFO :sunglasses:

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Tru da Depp basically a lezz hot, mo mediocre version of da Maltempo :sunglasses:

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HAHAHAHAH fuckkkkkkk from now on i vil juz call diz mofo:

da JOHNNY :sunglasses:

here iz da JOHNNY randomly rezpondin to a nayzayah on hiz ZOLO TOT vid

not by correctly da factz, but by

hidin behind da veil of m*zicality

what this artist plays in over 14 minutes, Valentina Lisitsa plays in over 9. it think the tempo is way too slow, according to the fact that Liszt had “the fastest fingers in Europe” the time he had been composing

Vincenzo Maltempo:
I didn’t know music was a matter of speed

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He should have mentioned dat da Lisitsa is clearly

A man in a wig

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Da saddest sheeyat is I actually bought his Kan disc (and I don’t usually buy sheeyat these days).

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I get the impression he really fancies himself in da tech dept. Not many people have the balls to record the Auber-Pimp Tarantula and sort of invoke a :zif: comparison.

Pozz he also fancies himself in the chick chasing dept too. Tbf this one is not holding back encouragement :pimp:

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ahahahah da zepp randomly dun dizpute hiz zelf-azzezzment on doze 2 pointz, n tru hiz UBAH-PIMP iz a bit fuckin LEGENDARY :sunglasses:

howevah, it wud be zumwut dizturbin if he alzo believe

hiz ziterape-wiz-coffee-break-every-10secz ztylee RHYTHM

iz a ZIFF-level BEZT EVAH GENSUI ZHEEYAT :zif:

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Italians…

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Hehe yeah apparently - a friend recently had dinner with one and said he couldn’t stop talking about all girls he had lining up to date him. :it:

A bit :rectum:

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Def a

Closeted mofo

:sunglasses:

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Then stranieri like me come and take their women. :sunglasses:
To be fair though, they’re not all like that.

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Plot twist:

He has pre-Dirana era :tm: yello fevah

:tmfury:

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hahaha da zhhheyattempo double life

https://goo.gl/images/uHVf7V

notice da tongue out like he think he iz michael Jordan

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ahahaha da CANADIAN JOHNNY predicktable pro-abortion ztance

diz randomly da correct ztance fo any zane mofo :sunglasses:

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while diz tru…da roundhouse kick genzui compare diz mofo az a fightah zimilar az da BZcholah to da zepp az a mofo azisn

hahah diz retard wuz predicktably a hairdrezzah until he git fired like two days after diz zorry attempt at fury

az TRU abortion zupportah (like da zepp) dat vid bazically make want to creampreg some broad to create a mofo who iz not dat

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DAYUM!!

REZPEC diz gensui pure-rape logik :sunglasses:

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