da MART IZ RANDOMLY SUICIDAL?!

just a minute while I reinvent myself says:
howz u?
k-nar says:
fine
im gonna kill mahzelf
just a minute while I reinvent myself says:
y?
just a minute while I reinvent myself says:
?
k-nar says:
haha hu care?
just a minute while I reinvent myself says:
yeah… i dun lyk people killing themselves
k-nar says:
y?
k-nar says:
dey iz quite cool
just a minute while I reinvent myself says:
no, they are totally the opposite
just a minute while I reinvent myself says:
it’s not cool to kill yourself
just a minute while I reinvent myself says:
its upsetting and sad for people
just a minute while I reinvent myself says:
suicide is a long-term solution to a short-term probem
just a minute while I reinvent myself says:
by that i mean it creates more problems than it solves
k-nar says:
fo yo it solvez all problemz
k-nar says:
but itz selffish datz rite
just a minute while I reinvent myself says:
yeah, its very selfish
k-nar says:
datz da only problem
just a minute while I reinvent myself says:
don’t kill yourself. anything is better than death, really
k-nar says:
death iz pozzibly sweet
just a minute while I reinvent myself says:
just a minute while I reinvent myself says:
no… death is NOTHING
just a minute while I reinvent myself says:
LITERALLY
just a minute while I reinvent myself says:
please
just a minute while I reinvent myself says:
r u kidding me?
k-nar says:
nothin dun sound dat bad sumtimez
just a minute while I reinvent myself says:
it does to me. don’t do it. and once it’s done, you can’t think “do i like this or do i wanna go back”, its IT FOREVER
k-nar says:
dun tell me u nevah think of it

i don’t get diz… da sdc haff lyk 5 active membahz n 3 of dem iz alwayz in dese chatz n da rest neveah readz da sheeyat… lyk wtf

on a second note

killin oneself iz so ghey. espically doez fuckahs who lyk cut dere wrists just fo attention or doz who fail suicide… WHO DA FUCK DO U FAIL??? U ATTENTION SEEKING CUNT!! Dere such be da deathpentalty fo it.

Don’t fuck wit da cunt, you homo.

I’ve been a suicide bomber at least 20 times, not fo attention, just fo laughs…

da cunt
1 inch peniz

haha, da reazon fo suicide

n, da CUNT , i wished all suicide bombaz were az seccezful az u

Actually da term suicide bombing like 1 inch peniz is a term not labelled so by myself.
It’s labelled so by the media, when in actual fact it’s a remote control and the best the highly paid poliz can do is pick out a few unfortunate muslims an say it’s was dem.
Think about it, who would be so stupid to blow themselves up wit a bomb when the technology’s available…
And this so-called war on terror…if it really was war, say if I was Bin Laden and I had his billions, I wouldn’t fly a few planes into the WTC and put people on alert. I wouldn’t set off a few miniature bombs on the public transport.
(Some are already claiming it an inside job.)
I’d fly a few planes into a nuclear power plant, or get some lowly paid russian nuclear scientist to build a few ‘nuclear briefcases’ and simultaneously set them off in all the major cities.

Also bio warfare, in a tube about the size of my peniz there’s enough deadly viral stuff to wipe out all life in a country say the size of Holland. I a tube the size of your peniz there’s enough to wipe out a town, say the size of Berwick-upon-Tweed, but don’t feel bad about it, feel good about it…coz dis is fucking serious

This isn’t a war, it’s just a fuckin hoax.

Shhh.

I’m trying to browse da SDC forumz.

Hahahahahaha da Jake!

jake randomly unleashes

True? Mos def.

juss off ya fukkin self

if ya really want to committ suicide do it

but if ya just doin it cuz yathink that maybe there might be someone out there feeling sorry for ya

you are a rotten yak cunt

go for a jog then smak the shit out of yourself for the contemplation

yuv bin inside too long

but return quickly

less you want yo fury to fade

fasta than the memory of you

afta you take tha plunge