Da OLD DONGAH

SDC Legendz Pianistz
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Da PIMP cummah early n gain FAME, den az tym go by he gain REZPEC

Da HO cummah early n take da 88 world by ZTORM but took yearz n yearz befo he gain tru REZPEC

Da DONGAH iz FO ZHOR da moz FAMOUZ penizt in da world but zum may argue dat

He iz not da BEZT

But tiz MY PREDICKTION

Dey vil harzhly be proven WRONG :sunglasses:

da DONGAH az he age vil gain nuance, gensui, zpirit, touch, depth, zoul, to da inzanely maximal degree n becummah tru ZAGE OV WIZDOM :zenzei:

N be not only dfa moz FAMOUZ but alzo da MOZ REZPECD penizt in da world

in hiz tour in da 2070z he vil be hailed az da moz gensui mofo on planet earth :sunglasses:

Dizcuzz :dong::dong::dong:

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AHAHAHAH truuuuu

Ma cryztal ballz iz in cuntcurrence :noztradazepp: :sunglasses:

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I’d rather not :dong:

I hope you’re right - by now we know he can’t even fall back on Scott Joplin if public support starts to dwindle.

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Dat JOPLIN rec iz da DONGAHz attempt to inject a nu take on JAZZ fo da 21zt cuntury

Lykly forezhadowin a whole nu era in da genre tru :sunglasses:

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Hahahaha

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He could very well be da

ILLUZTRIOUS WORLD LEADAH undah da New World Ordah

He will ordah every ziff rec before 1986 to be erased n destroy every Ho rec except da 1983 JAP unleash

Thus cementing his status as great mofo of all tym

Ma chick will get a secretary position in hiz office in da world capital (Beijing) and I will be appointed Vice President of da Slave Labor Committee

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HAHAHAHAHA DAYUM!!

already bettah plot den game of thronez final zeazon :sunglasses:

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We’re coming to that, aren’t we :lib:

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Fuck the commies.

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Wut? :sunglasses:

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Fuck da privileged commie fuckbags

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Excuze me? :sunglasses:

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It doesn’t work. Tried & tested. Although I wonder if mature AI tech won’t begin to challenge these old truths.

The thing for me is that I’m not too keen on having a dictatorial regime with a crappy human rights record which is starting to flex its military muscles be the world’s leading super power. I’m quite content the way things have been since WW2 with the US in that position, during which things have gone preeeeeeeeetty well.

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Da comme wuz a :hui: accunt all along

:cn:

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Other than rubinstein can’t think of pianists that sort of totally reimagined themselves for the better later on?

Dongah needs a stern Russian woman to slap him in time while he plays the entire WTC every day… although randomly HJ lim did that (minus the russki) and sounds the same stylisticly… dunno

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That’s actually a great point. He’s certainly not without talent. I think LL could very well have been a great pianist today if he had this fat, authoritarian Russian piano teacher who’s supervised his every step since age 4. :kissin: [img]pogo.jpg

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At da current rate of progrezz I extrapolate dat by 2070 da WIM will haff becum da bezt known penizt in da univerze, not da :dong:

Of course due to da WIM’z unique ability to change time n othah sheeyatz, it is pozz dat “by 2070” may mean eithah “by 2120” or “by 2045” depending on how you look at it…

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hahah but what will be da :dong: 2070’z rep da d960 ? :sunglasses:

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OMG a wim 960 Ahhhhh!

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And da world national anthem