in view of da TRUMOFO plannin fo da next BIG COCK PIMPCOMP in da nethalandz, da PROG zelexion not a zheeyat to be taken lightly fo zhor
fo da WEIMAH comp round 2 (almoz) free selexion zheeyatz, i thought half da mofoz uzin da NUAGE clazzik az a raw tym waztah wuz already a bit ghey, until i zaw DIZ round 2 prog:
fuckkkkkk i didn noe u iz allowed to unleazh a grade-10 exam level prog at da fuckin PIMP COMP 
alzo notice
da GHEYzilla offahrin ZOLO TOT in round2 n den concz 1 n 2 fo final, diz a BIG COCK move howevah tiz leavez moi wundahrin
iz dere a rule forbiddin diz mofo from offahrin ZOLOT TOT in round 2 n den da TOT again in da fuckin final?
n IF NOT, logically it zhud alzo be pozz to offah
da PIMPZON wiz original endin in round 2
dizcuzz deze profound queztionz
I haff one profound anzwer on deze very important izzuez:
It’s not so much WHAT you play, it’s HOW you play it.
HAHAHA REZPEC diz TRU JURY perzpective
Randomly i iz alzo very interezted in yo azzezzment of da zemi final mofoz U MOFO!!
Haha zepp. Yeah it’s not exactly supertough is it.
Mind you I would have picked da luvdeath too. Plus Rienzi and brotha op 2/3. I don’t get on with dapuzzy 
HAHAHA truuuu
da RIENZI iz a FURY kazzik, n wud be SDC approved fo zhor ezpecially in yo gensui interp. Da 2/3 fake waldo alzo decidedly mo furiouz den da 27/1 fake moonrape
Diz mofo tho
A 100% MOIZT prog
Tiz pozz he wud haff played 50 minz wizout unleazhin a zingle oct zequence. Zum kind of record fo da PIMP COMP
I will take all diz into accunt…
I def need moar moizt, apparently excessive virtuosity in a pimp comp is
No pass
Den again, when they pick 14 mofos to di the actual comp in a PURE DICK move
I guess I gotta blow a dildo on stage while wearing a furry outfit AND a turban
If dey dun pass I can sue dem on various counts.
Playing well - optional
Or go on stage with my cock out…
“Maybe he is just expressing himself?”
“Oh my, now we can’t say shit because he will sue!”
Lezbo: “let’s pass diz dude…”
ahahah randomly alzo cunzidah da followin ztrategy
to maximize da chance of PAZZIN to round 2:
put all yo moz cunziztent hi quality REP into da round 1 prog, coupled wiz da followin round 2 prog:
Brotha 111
Depuzzy, wutevah da hardezt et iz
PIMP: TE PAGET4 2nd verzion, GE5, GE10, contraband fant, cockzheeyat fant
da jury vil PAZZ u bazed on 2 sheeyatz:
liztenin to yo priztine well-prepared round 1 prog
n
readin yo impozzibly MOFO round 2 prog
once a PAZZ iz received
u drop out
tru datz a hypothedickal ztrategy any mofo cud try
ezpecially da COMME
obviouzly dun work if yo goal iz to WIN da comp
I think there’s a fairly obvious strategy. Perform in a furry outfit, if any questions asked, you selfidentify as a furry and and complaints have to be viewed as a gender / identity hate crime.
I’m sure you can also “recreate” and perform the newly discovered pimp parasheeyat on FURRY LISE.
Hahahaha