da RECTUM

hiz RAW TECH iz in queztion

i haff a feelin he wuz an A clazz RAPIZT wit a B clazz tech

:rectum:

any thoughz? 8)

i haff a feelin da DOC wuz a B clazz RAPIZT wit a B clazz tech 8)

da men in da white suitz r here fo yo azz

i concur wit da comme on both accountz 8)

hahaha, by a B clazz tech, i mean GENIE level

A clazz iz shrimp, dong, lib, doc etc.

wut abouyt Da Ziff?

maybe he has hiz own class

hahaha u haff to play eithah da KAN or GOD to be granted da A clazz
so currently da trio lib-doc-whale

B-clazz iz shrimp, volocidick, lugy, Zim…

all mofoz in B-clazz could pozzibly get da A-clazz diploma it dey start workin rite now on da ChopGodz or A-clazz rep but diz iz a bit unlykly

GENIE-Argerich iz C-clazz
wikid but u juzt don’t imagine dem on a chopgod, deir brain izn’t even big enough fo it

pollini - freire iz D-clazz / old mofoz wiz tech dat can look semi-solid but annoyin even in standart rep…

da :ziff: n :rectum: are above all diz fo dere raw transcendental FURY n GENSUI

Pollini plays da Bolouz sonatas. They aren`t exactly standard rep. Non of the penizes you have mentioned plays Bolouz. Altough Pollini also plays standard rep he is far into da psycic mofoinsane contemporary rep wich only da Doc can match in some ways.

-da Meph

Boulez. Not Bolouz. Harhar. 8) Well, Pollini’s Prok7 Finale is pretty good. Possibly.

dat A-class B-class sheeyat iz MASS DEBATABLE 8)

hahaha, i dizagree wit alot of diz sheeyat

RAW DEX can be determined in ANY REP

raw DEX iz different from da MIND-FUCK stylee involved in da CHOPGODZ

again, itz hard 2 say, but i wud say dat da DONG n SHRIMP haff da SKILLZ to play da CHOPGODZ n KAN around da same level az da DOC n LIB

n da WHALE iz slightly below dat level im afraid, hiz RAW SPEED iz slightly subservient to hzi RAW POWAH

haha da :lib: arguez dat u can’t separate da fingaz from da inzane brain

good sightreader lyk da lib iz pozzible cuz he haff inzane tech dat da shrimp dun haff

da 3 piecez da shrimp haff in hiz rep are wikid cuz he haz worked 5 years on it exclusively…

even da :comme: if he workz 5 years on one piece, 8 hourz a day, it wud be wikid
well… pozzibly :comme: :comme:

da shrimp haz a tech built on da 3 piecez he learnt
da lib haz a tech built on da 2000 czerny etudez pluz all othah etudez u can find

read mah sheeyat, I did say dat a CG played by da shrimp wud be wikid but it WON’T happen cuz learning a CG wud be a one year project fo him

obviously I iz a bit pizzed by da shrimp cuz of hiz lazt concert
pluz I haff seen da whale n da shrimp live in one week
u juzt HAFF to c diz… not juzt baze urself on yo fuckin vidz
diz iz DA TRU shock to c dem in such a short time
I iz now SHO den da shrimp iz a ridiculouz pianizt compared to da whale…
in every azpect

Several things are untrue there.
Class A, recently discovered there is a wikid Kan Fistin d’Esope by da Igor Roma.
Friere plays awesome Godowsky/Strauss Die Fledermaus live, and some other obscure stuff, u must have not heard the REAL Friere. He plays a lot of other obscure pieces too.
Agree with the Argerich comment, she doens’t have anything take to play those pieces.
Pollini sucks, and deserve to die.
Volodo plays Medtner.
Carlo Grante plays Godowsky
Ziff apparently plays Alkan in private, Francis (chairperson of da Ziff society have a score of ALkan owned by Cziffra with marking all over it and Cziffra’s own signature)
Fionrentino plays Godowsky and Busoni
Yundi Li is along with Pollini at Class D and deserve to die.

haha waz diz da yound Freire ?
cuz da Freire I know iz a old mofo who skipz da 10/2 in concert when he playz da “complete” opuz 10

hahahahaha, i seriouzly belheef da SHRIMP haz a tech on similar tlevel to da LIB

howevah, i do believe da LIB iz slightly higha

BUT when a mofo playz lezz rep, n playz it wikidly, dat dun mean hiz RAW TECH iz worze

it iz INSANELY evident dat da SHRIMP haz sum of da bezt RAW DEX EVAH

da zeppz commentz cummah

fo strict analyziz, derez 5 main azpectz of TECH:

finga speed n endurance -clazz A: :ziff:
Wrizt speed n enduracne -clazz A: :shrimp:
geographical command of da 88 ie conziztent long range accuracy - clazz A: Da HORZEFUCKAH
hand independence ie brain capacity - clazz A: :lib: :doc:
maximal standard deviation of average tech level ie capacity fo random unleashing -clazz A: :dong:

8)

hahaha, but fo da FINGA dex dere r 10 categoriez

1 fo each of da fingaz

da :doc: iz ma vote fo LH thumb

wut??? u call da Rectum da B class tech??? he has devineeee tech!!! his tech is to da tai-chi level!!!

WTF DID DA SHRIMP LI DO TO COMMAND UR RESPEC .!

I DEMAND PROOOOOFS MOFOS

IMO :dong: OWNS :shrimp: