da scrib - SDC request

Community Membahz recs
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u r formally requested to audition fo da SDC wit a classic of da SD rep

propose yo choice, den work on it and record

if we see fit - it will merit yo inclusion into da l’elite di velicita

2

Da chair has spoken

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3

it says ‘get yo fuckin ass off me, i haff to put up wif dis fuckah every day’

4

Haha, I could probably try da finale of Mozart’s k. 570 in undah 2 minutes but I may haff to cheat cos my piano is sheeyat. 8)

5

:open_mouth:

6

Da Scrib unleashes:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

da worthiness of yo entire audition hangs on da last 2 seconds

and da vice chair says:

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Da Scrib’s official membaship acceptance convo 8)

da sperm whale says:
hahahahaha
Da Scrib says:
ahahahah
da sperm whale says:
chopinmusic.net/sdc/viewtopi … =5524#5524
Da Scrib says:
Hah
da sperm whale says:
dat means u passed
da sperm whale says:
barely
Da Scrib says:
dats hilarious
da sperm whale says:
but, what da fuck iz dat piece?!?
da sperm whale says:
it soundz like a genius improv
Da Scrib says:
Da Wild Horseman from Schumann’s Album for the Young
da sperm whale says:
really? does it end wit dat random arp den rpt chord shit?!!?
Da Scrib says:
nope
da sperm whale says:
hahaha so dats yo own genius
Da Scrib says:
dats rite
da sperm whale says:
hahahaha dats BY FAR da most genius part of dat audition
Da Scrib says:
but how about da wrong notes?
da sperm whale says:
not enuff
da sperm whale says:
fo wrong notes to be genius, dey have to be consecutive
Da Scrib says:
haha
Da Scrib says:
i see
da sperm whale says:
ie u have to fuck up entire bars to reach genius level
Da Scrib says:
notice the complex polyrhythmics in the end
da sperm whale says:
hahahaha
da sperm whale says:
it sounds like a 5 against 8 to me
Da Scrib says:
tru ddat
da sperm whale says:
ok now u iz officially a memba of da SDC
da sperm whale says:
how do u feel?
Da Scrib says:
I have to take a tinkle
da sperm whale says:
would u like to thank da ppl who made dis possible?
Da Scrib says:
Yes
Da Scrib says:
Umm…myself
Da Scrib says:
and mah-bad-self
da sperm whale says:
iz dat all?
Da Scrib says:
yarr
da sperm whale says:
what about da legendary zepp who provided u wit fountains of inspiration
Da Scrib says:
???
Da Scrib says:
K, why not
da sperm whale says:
yo gratitude appearz insincere
Da Scrib says:
thanks to da zepp too
Da Scrib says:
and respec
Da Scrib says:
and stuff
da sperm whale says:
u fuckah
da sperm whale says:
i’m nevah giving u speed tips again
Da Scrib says:
I won’t b needin dem

9

chairman dares to defy -

audition - UNACCEPTED

F- 8)

10

WTF?!

explain

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11

No explains needed, it was sheeyat. :cry:

12

u iz on da right path

admittin u iz sheeyat is da 1st step towards tru enlightenment

13

From 1-100, you deserve none of them, but below.

The piece just sounnds awful.

14

ha :laughing:

heh ya

k the piece itself… wtf lol

i ain’t tryin to sound like da biatch I am, but… tsk dang

yea obviously i’m in it for a diff reason entirely, but wtf
my audition piece had mo’ fury than this here sheeyat
not to mention da name of da composer :astonished:

i gotta say I commend da genius da comme for his decision

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i know dis fuckin piece, its a fuckin FURY classic - from da schumann’s album fo da yung

dont blame him, blame da fuckin scrib 8)

16

u sad fuckahz

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17

u iz da 1 wit da low standadz 8)

18

Ma standardz in judging SDC auditionz iz directly proportional to da SD abilitiz of da Chairwoman herself

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19

hahahaha 8)

20

hahaha comme, da brew haz betrayed u

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