# Da SHRIMP caught soliciting hookers 🚜 👩 :lola: 🦐 **URL:** \ **Category:** Pianistz\ **Tags:** dayum\ **Created:** [October 21, 2021, 5:31pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221 "2021-10-21T17:31:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/dr.tm/32/61676_2.png) [@Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/u/Dr.TM)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 5:31pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/1 "2021-10-21T17:31:30Z")
> **[2000 Chopin Winner Yundi Li Arrested for Solicitation of Prostitution | Piano...](https://thepianoleague.com/news/2000-chopin-winner-yundi-li-arrested-for-solicitation-of-prostitution/?fbclid=IwAR3ywMgsF1BuovsHyxtL7_atg3JssPbCcttYfx4i7AyLupVNznPSP_xmfnE)** > > A few moments ago, an official Beijing police social media account announced the arrest of renowned Chinese pianist Yundi Li, famous for winning the 2000 Chopin International Competition Warsaw. The original Weibo (the Chinese equivalent of Twitter)... Hmmmm Da PR team getting more creative - no such thing as bad publicity and it gets the Yundi name in the press right on the eve of the Chopcomp announcement I predict: epic return wiz a sold-out Car Niggah rectal by 2022 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/dr.tm/32/61676_2.png) [@Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/u/Dr.TM)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 5:32pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/2 "2021-10-21T17:32:06Z")
> A woman aged 29 was also arrested in relation to the same incident. I see da :hui: doing well in China… 🔥 (Thank god that Jesus died for our sins, I sure need to repent asap holy fuck) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/dr.tm/32/61676_2.png) [@Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/u/Dr.TM)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 5:34pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/3 "2021-10-21T17:34:28Z")
> Solicitation of Prostitution in China does not constitute a felony. According to China’s Public Security Administration Punishments Law, those who sell or solicit sex may face **up to 15 days’ detention and a fine of up to 5,000 yuan ($750)**. However, the social consequences could be grave, since celebrities generally lose all their existing and future contracts and engagements after such a scandal occurs. > Prior to this incident, Li was a celebrity in China, with over 20 million fans on his [Weibo](https://weibo.com/liyundi) account. Hmmmmm Pozz sum kind of attack because he pissed off sum local government mofo by not playing a private rectal n getting drunk instead? Just a though. Da shrimp won both the Pimp Comp and Chop Comp… that’s a historic achievement ---
**Author:** ![Ashley\_Tervort](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/ashley_tervort/32/16775_2.png) [@Ashley\_Tervort](https://www.dasdc.net/u/Ashley_Tervort)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 5:53pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/4 "2021-10-21T17:53:29Z")
Juz collectin hiz PIMPcomp winningz 🕶 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/dr.tm/32/61676_2.png) [@Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/u/Dr.TM)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 6:15pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/5 "2021-10-21T18:15:12Z")
Hu was he caught banging? _Poll ([view on site](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/5))_ ---
**Author:** ![ElGordito](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/elgordito/32/78620_2.png) [@ElGordito](https://www.dasdc.net/u/ElGordito)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 6:22pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/6 "2021-10-21T18:22:38Z")
damn… does this mean I gotta like Yundi now? Dun those mofos know permitting whoring prevents incidents of : [https://youtu.be/NWtiZfg9hRA](https://youtu.be/NWtiZfg9hRA) ---
**Author:** ![ElGordito](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/elgordito/32/78620_2.png) [@ElGordito](https://www.dasdc.net/u/ElGordito)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 6:25pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/7 "2021-10-21T18:25:59Z")
Also almost certain this mofo just texted something unflattering about a party official and has never seen a whore in his life. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/dr.tm/32/61676_2.png) [@Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/u/Dr.TM)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 6:26pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/8 "2021-10-21T18:26:00Z")
Visiting prostitutes is more gensui den dating a good-for-nothing thot who will just make you waste your life AND brain power on her Nah… just blow your load and send ¥600 with WeChat pay for the “massage”… all in under 15 mins. ---
**Author:** ![ElGordito](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/elgordito/32/78620_2.png) [@ElGordito](https://www.dasdc.net/u/ElGordito)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 6:26pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/9 "2021-10-21T18:26:58Z")
It just a massage for your dick. I’m not sure why it is illegal. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/dr.tm/32/61676_2.png) [@Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/u/Dr.TM)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 6:27pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/10 "2021-10-21T18:27:30Z")
> [@ElGordito](#): > > Also almost certain this mofo just texted something unflattering about a party official and has never seen a whore in his life. Hmmmm, probably…. Den dey caught him hooking up with a hot 29-year old and accused her of being a hookah because he sent her money to buy earrings aftah? :hui: ---
**Author:** ![Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/dr.tm/32/61676_2.png) [@Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/u/Dr.TM)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 6:27pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/11 "2021-10-21T18:27:57Z")
> [@ElGordito](#): > > It just a massage for your dick Hmmmmm…. Well yeah A bit of a “fishy” story anyway. ---
**Author:** ![festinfurious](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/festinfurious/32/79288_2.png) [@festinfurious](https://www.dasdc.net/u/festinfurious)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 6:44pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/12 "2021-10-21T18:44:21Z")
I’m sure Norman will cum up with the details soon 🕶 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/dr.tm/32/61676_2.png) [@Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/u/Dr.TM)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 7:19pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/13 "2021-10-21T19:19:02Z")
[https://slippedisc.com/2021/10/yundi-lis-arrest-cast-a-chill-over-china/](https://slippedisc.com/2021/10/yundi-lis-arrest-cast-a-chill-over-china/) [https://slippedisc.com/2021/10/chinese-media-famed-pianist-is-arrested-on-morals-charge/](https://slippedisc.com/2021/10/chinese-media-famed-pianist-is-arrested-on-morals-charge/) The bottom-feeder is all over it, taking a pause from wanking over Lola or Khatia ---
**Author:** ![Fake\_plastic](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/fake_plastic/32/7931_2.png) [@Fake\_plastic](https://www.dasdc.net/u/Fake_plastic)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 7:40pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/14 "2021-10-21T19:40:38Z")
> [@Dr.TM](#): > > > A woman aged 29 was also arrested in relation to the same incident. > > I see da :hui: doing well in China… I can azzure you da :hui: haz no future in proztitution 🕶 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/dr.tm/32/61676_2.png) [@Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/u/Dr.TM)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 7:45pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/15 "2021-10-21T19:45:14Z")
🔥 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/dr.tm/32/61676_2.png) [@Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/u/Dr.TM)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 8:17pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/16 "2021-10-21T20:17:26Z")
[https://youtu.be/gtvCA4f8OTU](https://youtu.be/gtvCA4f8OTU) Haha failed? More like channeling DASDC spirit! @festinfurious @da_zepp 0:25 ok, I hear sum Zepp style rhythmic slams and a distinct improvement ov Da :nigga: original :approved: ---
**Author:** ![Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/dr.tm/32/61676_2.png) [@Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/u/Dr.TM)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 8:22pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/17 "2021-10-21T20:22:33Z")
[https://youtu.be/x7MhAgH5HvU](https://youtu.be/x7MhAgH5HvU) Another gensui unleash. That’s not a “fail”… that’s gensui. And Da audience enjoyed it too… no need for hookers that night 🕶 ---
**Author:** ![da\_zepp](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/da_zepp/32/2242_2.png) [@da\_zepp](https://www.dasdc.net/u/da_zepp)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 9:28pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/18 "2021-10-21T21:28:51Z")
Ahahahahaha diz mean bettah ztory n charactah development fo da SHRIMP biopic REZPEC 🕶 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/dr.tm/32/61676_2.png) [@Dr.TM](https://www.dasdc.net/u/Dr.TM)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 9:49pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/19 "2021-10-21T21:49:49Z")
Yuja already signed the contract to play Da hookah ![image](https://www.dasdc.net/uploads/default/original/3X/8/a/8a77b408fdf40741e15682bc145ea51606782a75.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![festinfurious](https://www.dasdc.net/user_avatar/www.dasdc.net/festinfurious/32/79288_2.png) [@festinfurious](https://www.dasdc.net/u/festinfurious)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 10:38pm UTC](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221/20 "2021-10-21T22:38:20Z")
> [@Dr.TM](#): > > Hu was he caught banging? Da Poon 🕶 [Next page](https://www.dasdc.net/t/da-shrimp-caught-soliciting-hookers/30221.md?page=2)