da SUPERHAPPYJOYJOY penis - da gibbonataur

SDC Legendz Pianistz
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hahahaha DAYUM

as i have said before, dis mofo was RAISED ON FURY, when he was in da cradle he leapt out and headbutted da piano to da rhythm of twinkle twinkle - to prove da point dat he was fuckin sick of da tune

when he was old enuff to walk - he decided to run to uganda to unleash his FURY to help da poverty stricken youngstahs

when his balls had dropped (age 7) - he hung around wit biatches 3 times his age - we can only speculate as to what kind of girth he possessed at such an age to warrant such a legendary pimp status.

all dis insane FURY - it seems - got to his head.

dis insane upbringing distorted his emotions and left him wit a permanent grin -

witness dese examples of him in action

playing da chopin funeral march -

playing rach’s melancholic vocalise -

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randomly unleashing a melancholic vocal aria from a puccini opera -

moistening some chick’s panties(it seems he still has a penchant fo oldah chix ) -

rehearsing da alkan funeral march -

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demonstrating his legendary left hand dexterity - he is actually playing chopin’s 24th prelude in this photo-

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HAHAHAHA
dis poor mofo’s got a clothes hanger stuck in da mouth 8)

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hahahaa, dats one possibility, but i prefer da emotional scarring story 8)

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hahaha what a Brit

lmao in an episode of “Family Guy” there’s dis British neighbor dude that hits on Lois, and he looks EXACTLY like him (anyone seen dat?) :laughing:

(dis is da only pic I could find of him, but if ya seen da episode… ya know what I mean. He’s got the same mouth and everything)

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hahaha, i am simultaniously amused and offended 8)

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Da Hough meistah iz not impressed. 8)

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hahahahahaha, dat is actually not him

dis is just some random mofo

9

hes just like da comme
except da comme wears shades 24/7

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… yeah… k… :neutral_face:

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hahahahahah, dats rite

12

hahaha what a Brit :astonished: 8)

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:angry: 8)

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hahaha

how you like me tryin out da shades? 8)

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:arrow_right: 8) :question:

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This is Jack Gibbon
check the link of the photo.

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hahahahahaha, u mofo jeff

da zepp invented his fuckin name