Da TM attempt a 7’37 chopball 1 RAPE

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You should get scientific with it. Do they list the judges ahead of time? You should pull all their available recs and then average the interpretive choices to limit potential points of exclusion. Then play as weird as possible in the first round declare yourself and artistic genius and play the next 30 years to sold out houses in Japan

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Won’t work in da 21st cent

Bettah plan: marry da :hui: by September
Use sum cash to bribe da pimp comp n chop comp juries

Quit my job fo 6 months n prax like hell

Bribe like hell every step of da way

Sleep wiz da lezbo. Repeatedly.
Praise his recs aftah

Play WIKID at da pimp comp n get a prize

Den aim fo a university tenure

Haff mini-Trumofos

Groom dem fo a big comp win n already start paying da Kapzheeyatzky

:sunglasses:

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Dis radical move juz goez from very bad to completely out of order :stuck_out_tongue:

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HAHAHA da TM - ma ADVICE fo yo NEXT PERF ov diz piece iz to RAPE IT ZO HARD

dat it LOOK LYK DIZ :sunglasses:

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Damnnn, an obvious improvement

@Thracozaag

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@da_zepp WTF

DA HAMBURGLAH ztill da speedrapist-king ov diz zong! Fuck. Total tym: 6:53 DAYUM

Ok, I will aim fo a 6min interp next tym!

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Damn, that’s some seriously smooth & effortless playin mofo.:+1:t2:

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I need to really refine da interp n iron out every damn detail fo da Chopcomp selection tape

But fo now, I muz focus on my :pimp: comp selection on SEPT 18 fuck. Dat is soon.
And diz da last bigdick trupimpcomp dat I is elogible for (Age cap: 29)

Damn!

Next thing I know, I is an old fuck, no comp prizes and da :hui: can always tell me dat I iz not gud enuff. Default win of every argument when I need to prax. :sob: